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TurtleShroom 8,192 edits since August 1, 2008

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In regardance to my Semiquit template, that was an overreaction. However, the protests, the loneliness, the lack of sunshine for weeks, and AG all just became too much for me. However, thanks to the comfort of all of my friends on the Chat Room, I feel confident that we can pull through and get me out of my writer's block. Well, okay, enough with the speech. The real joy that's keeping me alive is a soon-to-be crackdown on the protesters and whiners, a possible banishing of AG (finally), and the development of my new work, Stripedcatsnout Hall.


✞ TurtleShroom is a Christian.
TurtleShroom

Cute, isn't it? Hat Pop drew it to commemorate my sixteenth birthday.
Vital statistics
User TurtleShroom
Gender Male
Location Georgia, USA State. I shall say no more.
Leader of Nothing.
Best Known for Dicipline, religion, excellent writing and being annoying. Also, I am rather famous for my hatred of protests and Court House Cases and the fact I can't hate a fellow man. Did I mention I have also killed eleven computers?
Wikis Here, the CPW, and occasionally other locations throughout the databases, even Wikipedia. I also have a keen interest in the "Vandalism" Wiki, because it's clean, random, and downright silly.


This is all you will ever see, my voice is all you'll ever know. I am untrackable...

Hello! I am TurtleShroom, a frequent editor on this wiki. I dispise swearing, enjoy writing articles, love the COC, and I am a Christian. I'm not ashamed to say that, and I do testify my faith on YouTube (well, used to, until parental monitoring banned YT comments altogether). I won't do it much here (it's against the COC), but I would like to inform you of it, since my faith is unwavering.

This is my CPFW user page, as you can probably tell. If you want a much better description of me, please see my user page on the CPW.

Contents


Chairs were everywhere around my helicopter at the Anti Club Penguin Fanon Wiki Wiki.

Templates

TurtleShroom supports Triskelle3. Please help him realise no one here hates him.
File:Triskellesimirallicrown.PNG TurtleShroom supports saving Triskelle! Please help us make him come back!



This user has ever participated in the User:Alex001/Fun Stuff during January and February of 2009 and didn't win. They participated in: The Country Quiz--USA and Britan


This user has won in the User:Alex001/Fun Stuff during January and February of 2009. He won: 24 January-14 January 2009}


This user is a truly great editor and is featured on the Wall of Fame!


This user has won User of the Month in the month of {{{1}}}!


This user helped, or is helping, to create the story Quest for the Golden Waffle!!!


TurtleShroom supports User:Happyface414 in his quest for freedom! Please help Happyface by going here. HELP OUR CO-WEBMASTER!


HAPPYFACE ≠ FLUFFY!

TurtleShroom supports User:Sk8rbluscat in his quest for freedom! Please help him!!!
Shame! TurtleShroom has discovered Explorer's Secret Page (not telling where), but he/she cheated!!! Drat you!




TurtleShroom supports Bugzy in his quest for PWNAGE!


8,192 This user has made 8,192 edits on this Wiki.


This Logo should have won!



TurtleShroom







Sweet.




File:Medalofhonour.PNG
You helped Coup Fluffy



I'm a Winner!

This user has won 1st place in the Wiki Contests in the following categories: Strangest Quote Contest (Penghis Khan).
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This user has won 2nd place in the Wiki Contests in the following categories: Weekly Random Special Contest (Craziest Looking Puffle).



TurtleShroom has won the Kwiksilver Award! Lucky you!

Wiki Videos

If, on the rare occasion I relenquish my dignity and embarrass myself by posting a video consisting of nothing but CPFW characters, items and themes, you're bound to find it here.


I made this.
I made this. My voice stinks.
I made this as well. Starring Walrus.
Everyone has to mock themselves sometimes. Look for "KISS THE FUHRER" and Tigernose getting slapped!


--TurtleShroom


See Turtle and Shroom for the two characters that I represent in Antarctica.


Polls

"No man can be bored, for he who owns a computer owns a portal to infinite playtime, and equally infinite stupidity." - Me.

My quotes are awesome (not really).


I plan on taking over (adopting) the Mario Fanon Wiki. Will you assist me in expanding it?
 
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The poll was created at 21:16 on October 8, 2009, and so far 39  people voted.
As you know, I am one of many leaders of this site. How would you grade my overall performance?
 
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The poll was created at 21:16 on October 8, 2009, and so far 39  people voted.
Do You Want Triskelle Back? (vote no and Mabel will spam you with hate mail)
 
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The poll was created at 17:44 on April 27, 2009, and so far 95  people voted.
So, I've heard you like Mudkips. Is this true?
 
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The poll was created at 12:15 on April 3, 2009, and so far 93  people voted.
What this Internet-Phenomonon based question random in your opinion?
 
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The poll was created at 12:15 on April 3, 2009, and so far 90  people voted.
Do you play Club Penguin?
 
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The poll was created at 12:15 on April 3, 2009, and so far 110  people voted.
Do you think I need a life? I think so, and do not take offense if you agree.
 
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The poll was created at 12:15 on April 3, 2009, and so far 100  people voted.
Do you like Mabel?
 
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The poll was created at 17:33 on April 27, 2009, and so far 98  people voted.
So... what do you want to do today?
 
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The poll was created at 17:33 on April 27, 2009, and so far 95  people voted.
Does this user page need more Balalaika?
 
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The poll was created at 17:29 on April 27, 2009, and so far 83  people voted.

Then read it!

After seeing my polls, will you make some of your own?
 
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The poll was created at 17:33 on April 27, 2009, and so far 75  people voted.
What computer operating system do you use?
 
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The poll was created at 17:33 on April 27, 2009, and so far 93  people voted.

Which World Leader am I Most Like?

What world leader am I most like?
 
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The poll was created at 21:16 on October 8, 2009, and so far 54  people voted.

TS' Schedule

As all of you know, I look as if I am highly unpredictable, appearing and disappearing at random.


However, I follow a surprisingly steady ritual in normality, courtesy of Autism and Obbsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Sunday Schedule

On the holy Sabbath, I run this.

  • On Sundays, I am at church from 9:45 AM to about 12:30 PM. From there, cousin in-law from 3:00 PM to 6:00 if he comes, and evening worship until about 7:30 PM, then dinner.
  • If on Vacation, negate this.

Eternal Invarients

The following never change unless I am on vacation.

  • By an eight year tradition, I travel to my great-grandmother's residence every Wednesday night for a feast and a time of peace with the wonderful old lady in question. She's such a blessing to me, so I halt most contributions other than perhaps one on the phone.
  • Finally, if I speak on the Shout Box, I AM on the site! You don't need to ask if I'm there, because I make an attempt to inform you of my departure if I am forewarned.
  • Bedtime/bath time occurs at exactly 9:30 PM, mandatory. 10:00 PM on Fridays.
    • In the summer, all electronics are shut off at 10:00 PM, mandatory. 10:30 PM on Fridays.
  • After bedtime, I am forbidden to touch electronics in any circumstances until 6:00 AM the following morning. The process repeats again and again and again and again.....

Hopefully, this will help all of you when I seemingly vanish.

In Case of Instant Shout Box Vanishing...

  • If I ever vanish right in the middle of an important or meaningful Shout Box discussion without warning, you are to assume the following:
    • Power outage. (VERY RARE)
    • Computer error. (PROBABLY)
      • Technical difficulty such as freezing. (MOST LIKELY)
      • Computer restart. (ALSO HIGHLY LIKELY)
    • Parental orders on short notice, such as bedtime.
    • Punishment. (Rare)
    • Emergency, such as a tornado, death in the family, or other urgent matter (Slim chance if ever, though I live in a tornado-prone reigon and have an 89 year old great-grandmother).
    • Sudden request for an important out-in-the-town such as a movie, dinner, required shopping trip, groceries, ect.
    • Cousin-in-law visit.
    • Wednesday Great-grandmother ritual.


Summer

Summer is wild and variable to extremes. Here is what you can DEFINATELY count on.

  • Bedtime at 10:00 PM, 10:30 PM on Fridays.
  • Awakening, hygine and meals compeleted by 11:30 AM at any case.
  • Vacations will be announced. We have one seven day vacation annually.

In the Summer, we do more, hold parties, festivities, and random events. Our family invites others over, and we all have a grand old time the entire solstice. I vanish almost instantly (often without goodbyes) in this timespan with little to no warning. Family runions, random outings, restaurants and celebrations are abundant, not to mention my Birthday!

Any additions or clarifications may be requested on the talk page.

This schedule is subject to parental monitoring. By using this schedule you agree to not blame TS if he does not follow it. If you experience side effects, stop taking TS' schedule as fact and consult your professor immediantly. Your results may vary, all rights reserved.

Stupid Videos I Enjoy

If Tails did it, why can't I?

Any video I share here is, in accordnce my views, family friendly. Everything said or performed on the videos would appear on a children's network without much issue if the developers wanted to. The videos you see on this gallery are upheld to my high moral standards, and as such, meet my definition of clean. Anything you see here is something that I am comfortable watching.


Sit back and enjoy... just don't sit on any CCCHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSSS.......

(any possibly offensive word will be forewarned, I am only responsible for the links I provide, do not click related links and blame me if unholiness appears)


^ I'M A CHAIR. (contains the word referenced here)


^ You know you're a nerd when...


^ A video of THAT quality as madness.


^ I LIKE BIG BIBLES AND I CAN NOT LIE!! (when the rapper says, and if you're Catholic, there's even more [Bible books], he's referencing Lithurgy of the Saints, not more physical Books of the Bible. No religious inslts there.)


^ My favorite president is also a Ninja who ducks like the Matrix™.


^ If you want to get yourself a Toadsworth, you've got to know what a Toad is worth.

^ One of my earlier favorited videos.


^ This was the first video to ever catch the Yellow Puffle on tape, way back in 2007. It was used on the CPW as proof of the yellow puffle's existence.


^ For those of you who have heard "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor", you were hearing a remix. THIS is the original version, 1912. Alternate lyrics, though.


^ THE SECOND VIDEO I EVER FAVORITED. Epic win.


^ Without any sort of religion violation, inbreeding, marrying relatives, or polygamy, here is how to become your own grandfather completely legally and without spoiling the gene pool. Very educating, facinating, really. No marraige of relatives needed.

^ Never give lawyers a breakfast laden with sugar. On second thought, never give the judge, witnesses, or jurors anything like that either.


^ Words can not describe this, but I'll try anyway. Weird Al Yankovic remixes popular songs at the time of composure with traditional folk instruments. Also... GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! -*static*-


. ^ From an OCD man to you, here is what Big Brother advises you to do to not get sick. It's actually very good advice, seriously.


^ When Bowser robs a bank of a reformed Koopa, only Mario can save the day by shooting a cork where it really hurts... if you know what I mean... this is the West that we know.


^ SpongeBob SquarePants Sings "I Like to Move It, Move It". A must see for the entire family!


^ If this commercial doesn't invoke any feeling of happiness, you are either a Gothguin or a member of Team Corvus.

^ This would also happen if Explorer attended an international diplomatic meeting.






















SHOP! <cancelled>

I'm finally employeed, after ten years!! Oh, it's so good to be at work again, and not in Mario Party 1, either!

User:TurtleShroom/TurtleShroom Productions/Idea Market

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!

"For God so loved the world, that he gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him may not parish, but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world can be saved."

-John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible.

--† कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!!† 15:08, 12 June 2009 (UTC)


Other TurtleShroom Productions

A Sample of other works.

  • The Bells of Twilight Town, a parody song about Doopliss cursing Twilight Town, from the game "Paper Mario's Thousand Year Door".

A Final Reminder...

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