| “ | Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]? | ” |
— The Walruses, on TurtleShroom.
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| ✞ | TurtleShroom is a Christian. |
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 Cute, isn't it? Hat Pop drew it to commemorate my sixteenth birthday. | |
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| User | TurtleShroom |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | Georgia, USA State. I shall say no more. |
| Leader of | Nothing. I was fired. |
| Best Known for | Dicipline, religion, excellent writing and being annoying. Also, I am rather famous for my hatred of protests and Court House Cases and the fact I can't hate a fellow man. Did I mention I have also killed thirteen computers? (Or, was it fourteen?) |
| Wikis | Here, the CPW, and occasionally other locations throughout the databases, even Wikipedia. |
This is one meme I will never use for advertising this site. I am not worthy.[1]
I'm just entertaining like that.
Hello! I am TurtleShroom, a frequent editor on this wiki. I dispise swearing, enjoy writing articles, love the COC, and I am a Christian. I'm not ashamed to say that, and I do testify my faith on YouTube (well, used to, until parental monitoring banned YT comments altogether). I won't do it much here (it's against the COC), but I would like to inform you of it, since my faith is unwavering.
This is my CPFW user page, as you can probably tell. If you want a much better description of me, please see my user page on the CPW.
Chairs were everywhere around my helicopter at the Anti Club Penguin Fanon Wiki Wiki.
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This Logo should have won!
TurtleShroom
Sweet.
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| Incredible!!!! TurtleShroom has discovered Konquer's Secret Court Room!! |
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Wiki Videos
If, on the rare occasion I relenquish my dignity and embarrass myself by posting a video consisting of nothing but CPFW characters, items and themes, you're bound to find it here.
--TurtleShroom
See Turtle and Shroom for the two characters that I represent in Antarctica. See also TurtleShroom (penguin), MobileShroom, Tortugadesetas, and Holyberden.
Polls
"No man can be bored, for he who owns a computer owns a portal to infinite playtime, and equally infinite stupidity." - Me.
My quotes are awesome (not really).
Which World Leader am I Most Like?
TS' Schedule
As all of you know, I look as if I am highly unpredictable, appearing and disappearing at random.
However, I follow a surprisingly steady ritual in normality, courtesy of Autism and Obbsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Sunday Schedule
On the holy Sabbath, I run this.
- On Sundays, I am at church from 9:45 AM to about 12:30 PM. From there, cousin in-law from 3:00 PM to 6:00 if he comes, and evening worship until about 7:30 PM, then dinner.
- If on Vacation, negate this.
Eternal Invarients
The following never change unless I am on vacation.
- By an eight year tradition, I travel to my great-grandmother's residence every Wednesday night for a feast and a time of peace with the wonderful old lady in question. She's such a blessing to me, so I halt most contributions other than perhaps one on the phone.
- Finally, if I speak on the Shout Box, I AM on the site! You don't need to ask if I'm there, because I make an attempt to inform you of my departure if I am forewarned.
- Bedtime/bath time occurs at exactly 9:30 PM, mandatory. 10:00 PM on Fridays.
- In the summer, all electronics are shut off at 10:00 PM, mandatory. 10:30 PM on Fridays.
- After bedtime, I am forbidden to touch electronics in any circumstances until 6:00 AM the following morning. The process repeats again and again and again and again.....
Hopefully, this will help all of you when I seemingly vanish.
In Case of Instant Shout Box Vanishing...
- If I ever vanish right in the middle of an important or meaningful Shout Box discussion without warning, you are to assume the following:
- Power outage. (VERY RARE)
- Computer error. (PROBABLY)
- Technical difficulty such as freezing. (MOST LIKELY)
- Computer restart. (ALSO HIGHLY LIKELY)
- Parental orders on short notice, such as bedtime.
- Punishment. (Rare)
- Emergency, such as a tornado, death in the family, or other urgent matter (Slim chance if ever, though I live in a tornado-prone reigon and have an 89 year old great-grandmother).
- Sudden request for an important out-in-the-town such as a movie, dinner, required shopping trip, groceries, ect.
- Cousin-in-law visit.
- Wednesday Great-grandmother ritual.
Summer
Summer is wild and variable to extremes. Here is what you can DEFINATELY count on.
- Bedtime at 10:00 PM, 10:30 PM on Fridays.
- Awakening, hygine and meals compeleted by 11:30 AM at any case.
- Vacations will be announced. We have one seven day vacation annually.
In the Summer, we do more, hold parties, festivities, and random events. Our family invites others over, and we all have a grand old time the entire solstice. I vanish almost instantly (often without goodbyes) in this timespan with little to no warning. Family runions, random outings, restaurants and celebrations are abundant, not to mention my Birthday!
Any additions or clarifications may be requested on the talk page.
This schedule is subject to parental monitoring. By using this schedule you agree to not blame TS if he does not follow it. If you experience side effects, stop taking TS' schedule as fact and consult your professor immediantly. Your results may vary, all rights reserved.
Stupid Videos I Enjoy
If Tails did it, why can't I?
Any video I share here is, in accordnce my views, family friendly. Everything said or performed on the videos would appear on a children's network without much issue if the developers wanted to. The videos you see on this gallery are upheld to my high moral standards, and as such, meet my definition of clean. Anything you see here is something that I am comfortable watching.
Sit back and enjoy... just don't sit on any CCCHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSSS.......
(Any possibly offensive word will be forewarned, I am only responsible for the links I provide, do not click related links and blame me if unholiness appears.)
02:38 Mario Bros. - Boos in their Downtime
^ I'M A CHAIR. (contains the word referenced here)
^ Though opinions may vary, I'm saving this for November 2010.
03:48 The Master of Disguise - The Turtle Club
^ Am I not turtle-y enough for the TURTLE CLUB?
00:45 Club Penguin Six Flags Parody
^ One of my earlier favorited videos.
00:50 Yellow Puffle *OFFICIAL*
^ This was the first video to ever catch the Yellow Puffle on tape, way back in 2007.
It was used on the CPW as proof of the yellow puffle's existence.
02:11 Does Your Chewing Gum Loose It's Flavor
^ For those of you who have heard "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor", you were hearing a remix.
THIS is the original version, 1912. Alternate lyrics, though.
02:57 Turtle Talk with Crush
^ THE SECOND VIDEO I EVER FAVORITED. Epic win.
02:53 I'm My Own Grandpaw - Ray Stevens (Sims 2 Version)
^ Without any sort of religion violation, inbreeding, marrying relatives, or polygamy,
here is how to become your own grandfather completely legally and without spoiling the gene pool. Very educating, facinating,
really. No marraige of relatives needed.
00:36 Phoenix Wright Do You Like Waffles?! v2
^ Never give lawyers a breakfast laden with sugar.
On second thought, never give the judge, witnesses, or jurors anything like that either.
^ Luigi and Weegee are seperate entieties. The two should never meet.
If they do, here is an artist's conception of what will happen.
01:47 Hey Mr Taliban
^ LOOK AT ME, I DON'T NEED SUBTITLES, YAH YAH YAH!
^ We are one.
02:03 I like big buttresses (baby got back parody)
^ Your graces (Yah)? Your graces (Yah)? Have your cathedrals got the buttress (oh yah!)?
Then maintain it, maintain it, maintain that majestic buttress!
02:24 "Wonderful Grace Of Jesus" By The Cathedrals (ACAPELLA)
^ I can't think of any witty comments. Just enjoy the gospel quartet praising Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
^ YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!! I forgot to tell you,
but I knocked your toothbrush in the toilet last week!
00:33 Old Spice The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
^ Look at this epic win. Look back to your other websites. Now look at this epic win again. Everything but this video is now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
04:23 Baby Got Book (OFFICIAL)
^ I LIKE BIG BIBLES AND I CAN NOT LIE!! (when the rapper says, and if you're Catholic, there's even more [Bible books], he's referencing Lithurgy of the Saints, not more physical Books of the Bible. No religious inslts there.) I'd post more religious stuff, but this is not the place.
^ My favorite president is also a Ninja who ducks like the Matrix™.
00:22 The Toadsworth Rap
^ If you want to get yourself a Toadsworth, you've got to know what a Toad is worth.
04:27 Mario Polka
^ Words can not describe this, but I'll try anyway.
Weird Al Yankovic remixes popular songs at the time of composure with traditional folk instruments.
Also... GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! -*static*-
00:45 Teddy with Sebelius on Flu Prevention
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^ Here is what Big Brother advises you to do to not get sick.
I follow it and you should too!
02:27 Mario Party 2-Western Land Ending
^ When Bowser robs a bank of a reformed Koopa, only Mario can save the day by shooting a cork where it really hurts.
03:51 Spongebob Squarepants - I like to move it
^ SpongeBob SquarePants Sings "I Like to Move It, Move It". A must see for the entire family!
^ If this commercial doesn't invoke any feeling of happiness,
you are either a Gothguin or a member of Team Corvus.
00:38 Whoop! There It Is
^ This would also happen if Explorer 767 attended
an international diplomatic meeting.
I feel into a burning ring of TTTEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXAAAASSSSSS.
01:14 Cosbymon
^ A wild BILL COSBY appeared!
04:29 Tropico 3 Music - Track 7
^ I'd mark this as Tortugadesetas' theme.
This is from Tropico III, which is also my favorite computer game.
^ FFFLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
00:31 State Farm® - "Magic Jingle Hot Tub"
^ ...-AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB?
SHOP! <cancelled>
Extremism
Marriage in the United States is to solely consist of the union of one man and one woman, of whom existed in that gender at birth. No benefits, fiscal or otherwise, bestowed upon this definition herein shall be extended towards any other form of relationship considered an alternative to marriage, nor shall such unions be recognized. All unions outside of this marriage shall be annulled, should this Amendment be properly ratified, within the next seven years.
That's what I'd like in the Constitution, though the last sentance may be dropped.
Jesus Loves You and Died for You!
"For God so loved the world, that he gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him may not parish, but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world can be saved."
-John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible.
--† कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!!† 15:08, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
Other TurtleShroom Productions
A Sample of my other works.
- Maven Grange (Pokemon Wiki), a computer nerd who was cursed (turned into a Spiritomb) for his obbsessions.
- Jones Johnson and the Tallest (Invader Zim Fanon Wiki), a quick story I whipped up to suggest, in-character, some policy changes to make the site's dictorial monarchy structure stable. I don't want their system to crash and burn.
- Jones Johnson (Invader Zim Fanon Wiki), an actual character, with image, that I contributed for the dying site. Please note that I personally hold a disdain to the actual Invader Zim series, though I love me a good story.
A Final Reminder...
