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| The | |
|---|---|
| [[|200px]] Since you thought of it, you lose! | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Start | The beginning of time |
| End | The end of time |
| Prerequisites | For you to think about it. |
| Level | Loser |
| Location | Wherever you are |
| Rewards | If you lose, you must publicly announce it to the world |
| Progression | |
| Previous | Next |
| Birth | Death |
The Game Mission is a mission in which you can't think about "The Mission". It is automatically assigned to all creatures when they are born and it ends when they die. If they ever think about it, they lose.
Background[]
One day Finwë was sitting on his couch and lazing around, eating Poritos.
He was starting to wonder if anything would happen when suddenly, he remembered a game of hopscotch that he had played with Nightmare when he was little.
Just then he remembered that he had decided to punish himself if he thought of it, and he screamed out loud, "I lost the mission!" at the top of his lungs.
Then an idea popped into his head, and he shouted that they too had lost "The Mission".
Everyone was quiet for a moment, but soon enough they understood and started shouting too.
Soon, the entire population of Arda had fallen under it's spell, and nobody dared think about it.
Meanwhile in his dark lair Malcur laughed.
His prophecy was coming true.
Then he gasped.
He had lost the mission too!
Walkthrough[]
In order to perform the mission, the quester must not ever think about "The Mission" or else they lose.
When they think of it, they must shout out "I lost the mission!" and get a 30-minute grace period where they can try to forget about it.
Another way of playing is to make others think of it through different means.
Penguins (and other creatures) who lost[]
Creatures who won[]
Result[]
If you haven't lost so far, you will become famous and everyone will try to make you know about the mission to make you lose.
When you die your grave will be made of solid gold and game cartridges and will say:
However, this also means that no gravedigger has ever won the mission, and everyone who ever goes to their gravestone will lose too!
See also[]
External links[]
The real version of The Mission, The Game! Hahahahaha, made you think of it!