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Prologue[]
3 wackos have gotten arrested for the str00del type.
Those men are Link, Newman, and Mr. Bean.
These 3 fugitives have to survive a prison cell for 1 year, all together, with only rotten food, contaminated water, and a toilet.
The fugitives have to sleep on the cold ground, and will be shocked if they escape and locked in for another year.
Will they survive?
Each day, we will keep info on the mayhaps of these 3 wackos, since we are watching 24/7.
Day 1: June 21, 2001[]
The 3 can hardly sleep when they first come at night. Mr. Bean repeatily farts often. Let's look.
*(Bean Farts)
- Newman: Will you stop?
- Bean: It's not me!
- Link: Then who is it?
- Bean: It's that. (points to leaky pipe with unknown gas coming out of it)
- (Newman and Link groan and try to sleep again. Bean farts 2 more times. Link finally gets up.)
- Link: Listen, me and Newman are best friends and criminals. The PSA have been tracking us for years and now they got us- because of you. Now, your gassy powers will wear off- and I mean wear off- if you don't stop.
- (Finally Bean stops and the 3 go to sleep.)
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