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A human. Fear him.
Humans are characters, considered to be highly intelligent, with technology similar to penguins. They are mainly thought that one (actually two) could be The Sapie Brothers, but the truth has not been revealed.
Types of Humans
Penguins have divided the human race (homo sapiens) in two types:
- Sanity Humans
- Bean Humans
Sanity Human
Sanity/Normal Humans (homo sapiens callidus) are humans with an IQ of or above 150.
Sanity Humans:
- Sanity Penguin
- Amac
- Mr. Unknown
- The Doctor (He denies it, saying he's a 'time lord')
- Bill Gates
- Captain Ash
- Doc Brown
Bean Human
Bean Humans (homo sapiens doofus) are humans with an IQ below 50. They are not actually that dumb, but they are less intelligent by penguin standards.
Bean Humans:
Intelligence
Turtleheimer managed to compile the following chart:
An average IQ chart, shown representing Penguins, Sanity Humans, Bean Humans, Jackos, Skuas, and RocketSnails, respectively.
Rumored Humans
- The Sapie Brothers are two possible humans. They are usually seen filming a documentary for the penguins at Dorkugal, though there were many doubts about it.
Facts and Rumors
Confirmed Facts
- As said by The Sapie Brothers, humans do not have forked tongues.
- Quite intelligent. The only known exception are the Bean Humans.
- They are forbidden in Antarctica. The Humana Cathedral Papers even speak of an "Antarctic Preservation Treaty of 1913".
- According to the Papers, the treaty reads:
May Antarctica's frozen beauty remain eternally preserved in its glory away from mankind. Any and all who set foot shall be punished by the fullest extent of the law.
- They are real.
- There are humans in the USA.
Rumors/Unconfirmed Facts
- Are The Sapie Brothers humans or not?
- How much is the average IQ of a human?
- Are there more humans than penguins?
- Do humans come from the mystical continent of "South America"? (a mysterious continent that lies north of the Antarctic Peninsula)
- If so, is there a North America?
- Are there more continents? Satellites have photographed several more, including a large one east of America that looks strangely like Africa and has a giant desert, an even larger one to the north, a smaller one west of the previous continent, and a big island with two smaller islands close together to the side.
