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The Finnish Hero Himself
|Title||Maxwell Lucas Sparkade|
|Faction||EPF, PSA, Antics Family, Sparkade Family|
|Level||Over 15 Quintillion|
|Status||You'll Never Win, Even If You Trick Me!|
|Location||Either His House, PSA HQ, Starring In A Movie, Or In A Big Battle.|
|Interests||Laying On Couch Resting From EPF Work, Fighting EVIL, Adopting Cute Puffles|
|Friends||Explorer 767, Rookie|
|Enemies||Herbert P. Bear, Darktan II, Limeas Drake Dunder The Idiot|
|Archetype||Explorer 767's LONG LOST Brother? (Unknown Yet)|
Maxwell Lucas Sparkade aka codename: RetroMax, is a penguin who appeared to come all the way from Finland, his sister lives in Norway, and his grandfather, Louis Sparkade XII, founded the state max lives in. Max was also a professional athlete. He started the Lodge Lasers for football, Lodge Dodgers for baseball, Lodge Grrrrrrowl for basketball, Lodge Stampede for hockey and Lodge Darts for soccer. He then played for the Hot Sauce in the penguin cup 2014 and won for his team in every game! 2 months later, he was watching the Club Penguin Super Movie, which he stars in, and suddenly, he heard a penguin crying "help, help!!" and he then looked through his binoculars, and saw an innocent orange penguin! he then rescued the penguin. His heroic rescue was spotted by the PSA, allowing him to join as co-commander. He then continued rescuing innocent penguins, and that's where the story ends. It continues today.
Where he lives
Max Lives in Lodge, Lamazi.
The good, the bad, the YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
I know that something was... eh.
Who demolished my igloo?!?!
My igloo BLEW UP!
Oh, like I believe THAT.
(<To Jason, While Attempting To Open Private Closet>)
Max: Hey, Jason, what does the sign say?!
Max: It says do not disturb. that means do not disturb.
Jason: Oh Man.
Bum, bum, bum, BUM!! RetroMax!
(To Explorer, Mr Cow2, Mcdonalds394, Fred, Mabel, And Benny, While The Speedboat Runs Out Of Fuel in Club Penguin Super Movie: Trouble In The East Coast)
- I Don't Want to Crash The Party, But Does Anybody Else Notice We're Stuck In The Middle Of The Ocean?! We Don't Even Have Innertubes!!!
All right, _________________________ in the house!
(To Random Vampenguin, When They Threaten To Infect Max With Vampenguinism) Max: Yeah, Like THAT's Gonna Happen. I'm Immune To Vampenguinism. ^_^
Jason You Dorkhead!!!
(In Club Penguin Super Movie: Trouble In The East Coast, when a boat withall the BFDI charecthers crashes into his.)
Great, our boat might break, I hope they have some fuel.
Quotes That Break The 4th Wall
Wow, That's Just Awesome. Just Look! There's A Picture Of Me Up In That Infobox! That's Just Cool, Don't You Think?
(Max, To A Random Penguin)
- Max: Guess What?
- Penguin: What?
- Max: Someone Is Reading Everything We're Saying!
- Penguin: Really?
- Max: Yes! It's True!
- Penguin: How?
- Max: I... Don't Really Know.
*Bonk* (The Cursor PWNs Max In The Head)
- Max: Hey! What Gives?!?!
- Cursor: ... *Bonk*
- Max: Okay I Swear You Are Making Me Nausea!!
- Cursor Bonks Max In The Head And Goes Un Cautious For 1 Second
- Max: At Least Nobody Used The Inspect Element Command On Me...
Hey! Mr. My X Antibody! You're An LQA!
- Max Is Officially From Finland.
- Dubstep Is Mabel's Unofficial Cousin.
- Max's Star Birthmark Marks That He Is An Official Hero Of Freezeland.
- PeppaMINT Is An UNOFFICIAL Von Injoface Member. But He Is Happy Just Like Matthew von Injoface.
- Mcdonalds394 taught him Irish.
- He is in Code 806 and played as "Earth"
- He Invented Penguin Bikes.
- He Has To Sign An Autograph Every 10 Minutes.
- He Owns A Deletion Gun.
- Mr. Blue "Had" His Wallet But Max Took It Back. (Or Did He? We Never Knew.)
- He Likes The High Penguin Scene In Dystopian: The Musical!
- He Owns Eh.. Something.
- There's A 25% Chance That He Thinks Of Pie While On Duty.
- He Has Super Speed Powers.
- He Can Break The 4th Wall.
Criminals Deleted By Max
- The Fashion Police - Max Was Through With Being Made Fun Of. He Sent The Fashion Police For The Cybervoid For Five Months.
- Max SparXade - Max Sent His Antibody To The CyberVoid For 4 Years. MaX SparXade Missed His Favorite Show, The X-Antibody Olympics. Thus, MaX SparXade Seeks Revenge On Max. In Which He Never Will Win.
Max's Important Message
|“||Whatever Is In Store For The Future Is Somewhere Out There, Waiting For You.||”|
— Max Sparkade