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Added by Dancing Penguin
Added by Dancing PenguinAccording to rumors, Link (also known as Lincoln or 私は、不文律の記事は赤が) is the most important penguin on Antartic Continent. He's in the Str00del Force. Ford Car was the first penguin to find him, but he kept him a secret. The Link Invesigation ended on December 31st, 2008. Link was caught by Ford Car and he did communitary service. Now, he is a free penguin.
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Short Background
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This is Link's story.
As a fugitiveEdit
In November 2008, Link became a fugitive from the law. Many agents tried to capture him, and on December 31, Ford Car succeeded.
Helping the communityEdit
Link's sentence was 31 days of community service. He made an unexpected breakout and fled to Moderator Island but came back 23 minutes later. After these 31 days, Link became a free man.
Against DarktanEdit
Link appeared at Shroomsky's army and join the good guys that will oppose the Darktan Army.
2008 UpdatesEdit
Updates by the PSA, before he was captured.
November 1st 2008Edit
- The Geek Squad and the Penguin Secret Agency start the investigation.
November 29th 2008Edit
- Link is officially a fugitive from law. There is a 5,000,000 coin reward if you find him.
- First photographic evidence was found. We took it before he created static around the screen. He seems to have a red mark on his right flipper and red eyes. Oooo, scary.
Added by Happyface414- Yes! YES! We discovered Link's hiding cave!
- Oops. We're too late. He has already escaped!
- We found a letter to G, a picture of the Ski Hill and a to-do list in his cave. Interesting...
- Bad news: Ford Car (the only witness) is missing too!
November 30th 2008Edit
- Ok, we know that something happened between Link and G in 1994: we just don't know what.
- A penguin named Dancing Penguin took a picture of Link with the book Why would 1994 be my worst year?
Added by Dancing Penguin
Added by Dancing Penguin- We found his other hiding cave. This one had a picture of a mysertious penguin fighting Link.
- Link played Card Jitsu against Ford Car!
Added by Dancing PenguinDecemeber 1st 2008Edit
- He snuck into Pen Pen Guin's igloo and turned him into orange goo
- All the boats in the West Yeti Harbour have all sunk. Strange...
- The snowball warfare vault containing DEADLY snow-related weapons,was broke into and emptied
- He forced all penguins to pay him 5 bucks to see him dance. Also strange...
December 2nd 2008Edit
- Link, like yesterday, offered to let people pay him to see him dance, but this time it was with a baby. The baby whacked him in the head.
- Link is writing a book about G called "Why Link Will Kidnap G", which was found under his bed. It currently has only one chapter.
December 13th 2008Edit
- These past 2 weeks were very bad in the Link investigation:
- Link is no longer a secret. Everyone knows about him. There are books, songs, news, pictures... I'm afraid we have to stop the investigation. We're sorry. very sorry.
- Ford Car has gone crazy! He was seen yelling at random penguins, talking to puffles and screaming "WHERE IS HE???".
- Dancing Penguin is missing!
- We will continue the research... though in public.
December 31st 2008Edit
Just when G was having coffee at the Gadget Room, Rookie came and told him that someone captured Link. He rushed to the HQ and guess who he found: Ford Car with a 5 million coins reward. They celebrated and G started dancing the Aloha Dance - awkward...
THE END
Notes, texts, letters and objectsEdit
Link's to-do listEdit
The Penguin Secret Agency found this.
- Go fishing
- Go swimming
- Take Linky for a walk
- CAPTURE G!
- Find a new hiding cave
- Eat Penghis Khan's hat (weird)
- Conquer Pengolia and Freezeland
- Eat Penghis Khan's other hat
- Capture B!!
- Learn to speak Penguinian.(I cant understand a word those penguins in Freezeland say!)
- CAPTURE F!
- ENSLAVE G'S FAMILY
- GOT TO CATCH THEM ALL!!
- Learn to speak Dorkugese.
- GET ROCKHOPPER!!
- Find Penguin Macro and use his theorized "doomsday device".
- Capture Barkjon!
- Find The legendary amulet of shadow!!
- Kidnap Snowball (puffle) and Jack
- Steal the Robo Dog from Gary's lab.
Link's letter to GEdit
Dear G,
YOU STINK ON ICE! If I had the nerve, I would steal your glasses!! (oooh, I want those glasses SO MUCH)
And if your stupid PSA doesn't stop the search, I will do the same thing that happened in 1994! It was my worst year!
G on a DartboardEdit
Although hilarious, this item (found near the border of Pengolia and Trans-Antarctica) proves that Link despises G with freat intensity. When PSA Agents found this, they laughed. They just couldn't help it!
Added by TurtleShroom Notes Edit
One agent found a sticky note with the following message:
- "Note to self. Investigate penguin micro, use his theorized doomsday device on USA. After interrogating and torturing, eat his glasses."
He obviously has ulterior motives to destroy Antarctica. Though, "Penguin Micro" is deemed insane.
VideosEdit
The Search for Link. By Dancing Penguin.
Link's Adventure Part 1 By POGOPUNK32
NOTE: May appear less quality, as this video was made to be viewed in HD - POGOPUNK32PicturesEdit
TriviaEdit
- He is voiced by Spy Guy Pers in the famous animated series Ford Car and Link.
RumorsEdit
- He might have superpowers.
Confirmed factsEdit
Confirmed facts by the Geek Squad and the Penguin Secret Agency:
- Link is a penguin if you were wondering.
- He used to be a Secret Agent.
- He is a master ninja.
- He's on the Purple Team.
- His main enemy is G.
- Link has a black puffle, Linky. He's evil too.
- He lives in a hiding cave.
- He is a pyromaniac.
- Link and Newman became friends when they first saw each other. Now look at Them: Bff's.
- He is in The Str00del Force
- Link once kidnapped Snowball (puffle)
- Maddie wants to kick him in the fanny.
Unanswered questionsEdit
- How is Ford Car and Laua Auza and other evil (or not) civilians related to him?
- Is he connected to the Evil Lake incidents?
- Why is G his main enemy?
- Why did he want to be secret?
- What was he doing on Penguiki Island?
- How is he related to Penguiki and Zandomia?
- Does Flywish hate him?
See Also Edit
- Ford Car and Dancing Penguin
- Laua Auza
- Captain Str00del
- Newman
- Mother-of-the-Puppets
- Sergeant Str00del
- Walrus
- Sanity Penguin
- Str00del Force
- Chlorine
- Sensei
- Card-Jitsu
| Leader:* Captain Str00del |
| Link Division:* Link, Linky, Newman |
| Really Evil Members: Chlorine, Mother of the Puppets, Copier Guy, Mr. Unknown, Serious Cat |
| Evil Members: Casey, Flamehopper, $creen, Sad-Face 141, The Ghost Gang, Pink Persons, Destroyer of pankakzes24, Pufflezzz, Randall, Ernie, Toaster223, Willow546 |
| Good Members*: Mister Bean, Hannah Montana, Three Head Banging Drivers, Chlorine2, Master McWaffle, Mister Lobaloba |
| Honorary Members*: Professor Zlo Shroomsky, Melvin Turtleheimer, Billy Mays, Communist Poker Face |
| Pathetic Members: Sergeant Str00del, Sp00nzoid*, Ghost Penguin, Fredrick, Sanitypenguin (SP Wannabe) Alxeedoo Spammer, M0AR KRABS* |
| Items: Strudel, Spam Bombs, ROFLCOPTER WEAPON and ROFLCOPTER COPTER (which both go SOI SOI SOI), ROFL Waffles, G0T stR00del?, Amac Video |
| Places Waffleland |
| Wannabes: Slumolia, Hobos of The Slums, Ben (rejected), Super nOOb123, Flywish (rejected) |
| * = Reformation to Good |
 | Godfather and Underboss |
| Bugzy | GANGSTA G | |
| Consiglieres/Advisors | |
| King Snowkinian | ClockWerk | Link | |
| Capodecina/Captain | |
| Smuggler Gary | Boss of The Robbers | Professional Hitman | |
| Soldatos/Soldiers | |
| Johnny Tightbeak | Vinnie The Pincher | The Robbers | The Two Random Robots | EscarBOI | Gambler | Leekduck | The Real Hustle Team | Bugzia | Andrew Rapone | |
| Picciottos and Picciottis | |
| Waddle G | Waddle O | Hammer Knight | Olga O'Reilly | |
| Associates | |
| Add some! | |
| UPM-operated Locations, Stories and Items | |
| UPM Headquarters | Bugzy's Casino | Villain To Hero | Data World Ultra | LINK STOP LAUGHING MAH BOI | Bugzy's Castle | The Fortress Lodge | Piccotio Days of the Fiendish Five | Key of PWN |
