Kwiksilver
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| James Kwiksilver | |
|---|---|
 Kwiksilver as drawn by the famous Speeddasher. | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Title | The Backpacker |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Penguin |
| Faction | Good |
| Health | Just a bit of a cough, thank you. |
| Level | 77 |
| Status | Unknown |
| Location | Somewhere in the USA |
- Excuse me, but were you looking for User:Kwiksilver?
James Erasmus Kwiksilver, known to many as Kwiksilver (1995-2020) is a backpacker that travels through the USA, space and time with only a laptop and a video camera. He was hailed by High Penguins as the successor of the "Ancient Warrior", Marcus Kwiksilver, and known by everybody else as "That Guy With The Sunglasses". One of the three mentioned in The Prophecy, he assisted in the defeat of Darktan during the Great Darktonian Pie War, was instrumental in the Nightmare Epic, worked behind the scenes during the Power4U Affair and finally faced off his insane alternate self at the Wikia Catastrophe. It was there that his journeying ended.
During his life, he was part of the Time Agency and was one of the major leaders during the schism, helped Doctor Hickory Dickory Dock while traveling with him, worked as a freelance Bureau of Fiction employee, saved a future city from destruction at the hands of a tyrant, acted as an extra in many stories, among much more.
After his deletion, he was hushed up to stop time travelers from changing his history and classified as a "conspiracy theory". Due to an error by Mayor McFlapp, he was survived by a "son", Christopher Kwiksilver, who was raised by his best friend and protege, Willy the Penguin.
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[edit] Background
[edit] Early Years
The site of Kwiksilver's birth has and always will be unknown due to a blackout at the Bureau of Fiction. This blackout scrambled the records so the "location" section said Shiverpool/South Pole City. With this blackout, the future plans for Kwiksilver's character were lost in the bowels of the massive BoF Hard Drive. But, unknown to Billybob, they were set in motion...
Born to Clicksilver and Congettina Muzino, Kwiksilver was named "James" after looking carefullly through a book of baby names, and "Erasmus" after his grandfather. Kwiksilver's speech developed early and at 3 he could already read, and read the names of shops as he passed them by. He always played make-believe games that included exploring and traveling through time. In school he was an attentive student, getting top marks in everything but Maths. At age 10, he was quoted by a reporter who came to film the school parade:
"It's not like we need to know how to multiply and divide and square root and all that stuff, I mean when will we need it in everyday life? There's calculators everywhere, as long as you know how to add and subtract you're right."
[edit] Magma Puffle Attack
Only two months after that interview, Darktan, hearing The Prophecy for the first time, sent a Magma Puffle to be rid of Kwiksilver. His family was eating breakfast at the time, and the Magma Pufle rubbed against their log cabin, lighting it on fire. The dining room wall collapsed in flames, revealing the roaring Magma Puffle. Kwiksilver's father grabbed a fire extinguisher and held the puffle off, giving Kwiksilver's mother time to send Kwiksilver down a hill on a sled. The young Kwiksilver watched from the snow as his house burst into flames. Taking his parents for dead, he gathered what was left of his belongings and ventured out into the world.
He ventured out into the world for a year, investigating different towns and secret places, becoming a backpacker.
For Kwiksilver's year of travels, see Travels and Kwiksilver's Journal
[edit] Ninja Training and the Great Darktonian Pie War
On Kwiksilver's travels he made many new friends, some famous, some legendary, and some plain old average. He also obtained a traveling companion, the red puffle Sprocket of Rockhopper Island. Around November 2008, Kwiksilver and Sprocket discovered a secret entrance to the Ninja volcano, Diamond Falls, while playing Cart Surfer. They were brought before Sensei who said that if they could become a ninja in four months he would give them a map to Diamond Falls for future reference. Kwiksilver and Sprocket agreed to these terms.
Sprocket was a natural Ninja and a fast learner, mastering the art of Card-Jitsu in three months. Kwiksilver, due to his unusually large flippers and clumsiness, was a terrible ninja and failed almost every test. With some help from Sprocket and a lot of determination, Kwiksilver finally received his Ninja mask one week before the deadline. Sprocket was offered a position in Sensei's Ninja Squad, but he turned it down in favor of his master. They parted with one hundred Ninja workshop coupons which Sprocket took advantage of later.
Kwiksilver and Sprocket had not heard the news about Darktan or his army during the four months they spent at Diamond Falls, so when they arrived back at South Pole City, everyone had left for the Pie War. Rushing over to Club Penguin, he bought Herbert's old drill machine and tunelled to the battlefield, arriving seven chapters late. Thanks to a strategy he developed, Kwiksilver disabled the Magma Puffle with the power of Potassium. It was there he coined the now famous term, "I like bananas, bananas are good!". Afterwards, he met Luce in the Kernel's cellar and summoned the ghost of Saint Finwe who commanded Luce to find the last vial of HP Swimming Pool Water (The dew from the Two Trees) to transform into the dragon of light, the Brilliance.
Due to Kwiksilver's clumsiness, the vial spilled over him, The Kernel and Luce who formed to create a Super Brilliance. They defeated the Maledict, Kwiksilver almost dying in the process. In the aftermath of the war, Kwiksilver got the reformed Magma Puffle a job in a milkshake bar and landed a job as a freelance journalist.
[edit] The Time Agency
See also: Time Agency#Background
On his first Journo job, Kwiksilver went to do an article at the Eastshield Hope Hospital, where unknown to him an alien fugitive was hiding. An alien race of police, the Judoon abducted the hospital and took it to the moon. They searched the hospital while Kwiksilver, Doctor Hickory Dickory Dock and a nurse from the Lichenblossom Isles, Excess Consumption tried to find the fugitive. Kwiksilver contacted the PASA who sent shuttles to tow the hospital back to earth, which in turn alerted the Time Agency. The Time Agency returned the Judoon to their proper dimension and offered Kwiksilver a job. Kwiksilver accepted happily.
Kwiksilver showed great skill with the Vortex Manipulator, if a little clumsy, and rose quickly through the ranks. Unlike the other Time Agents, he hesitated to touch things while traveling for fear of changing the future while the other agents moved freely. Kwiksilver was liked by everyone, but the Director regarded him as an usurper. In late 2009, Kwiksilver took a week off. Nobody knew where he went or what he did, but the Director suspected he had been training with Doctor Hickory, who the agency was keeping tabs on. Kwiksilver seemed more confident and stronger in both mind and body. He stood up for the young recruits and helped them. The Director became furious that he was more popular.
Finally, the last straw arrived. Kwiksilver had an argument with the Director of the Time Agency. The Director wanted to turn the Time Agency into a private betting agency while Kwiksilver said it wasn't right to change time. The Director classed Kwiksilver as the Time Agency's No.1 most wanted penguin and tried to capture him numerous times. Thankfully though, Kwiksilver evaded capture many times and started recruiting rogue Time Agents.
[edit] Schism of the Time Agency
On July 21st, 2010, the Time Agency split down the middle. A group of Time Agents led by Kwiksilver, calling themselves the Rogue Agents, raided the Time Agency and deleted all records on Kwiksilver, Doctor Hickory, and themselves. They blew up part of the HQ and escaped. The Director commanded the few agents faithful to him to recruit more agents. Penguins were plucked off the streets by the Time Agency and trained to use a Deletion Rifle and a Vortex Manipulator. The Government (save five creatures) had no idea what was happening.
And the First Time War began. Rogue Agents fought their former partners in a battle of time and space. Many were deleted, but the remainder of the Rogue Agents fought on. They were fighting an uphill battle and were starting to lose morale, when help appeared. Doctor Hickory, Excess Consumption and one hundred Bureau of Fiction employees stormed the Time Agency HQ in different times, and made a rip in time and space. Everything was sucked into the rip, save the Director and a few of his faithful agents. The insane Director was carted off to Owcatraz with the Agents faithful to him, and Roofus Scribblydor, the second-in-command of the Rogue Agents, became the new Director. The golden age of the Time Agency had begun.
[edit] Nightmare Epic
This section is to be written when the plot of the Nightmare Epic is decided.
[edit] Dimension Hopping
Kwiksilver discovered the secret to interdimensional travel after the Nightmare Epic in early 2011. His friend, Tails6000, taught him about making portal boxes and Kwiksilver adapted this technology as an attachment for his Vortex Manipulator. Using his PDA and his Vortex, he traveled through dimensions and universes, discovering the network of worlds called Wikia. The numerous Bureaus of Fiction he encountered always gave the penguin some odd job to do. From picking snozzberries to saving whole cities, Kwiksilver completed his tasks, learning much about the culture of universes. He learned various battle moves in Avatar World, shrunk his oversized flippers to the right size, mastered seventeen different martial arts, accidentally created a black hole in the Doctor Who Universe and, among other things, learnt how to make chocolate cake.
Kwiksilver made occasional visits to the Club Penguin Fanon Universe
=== Power4U Affair
[edit] Jobs
- Journalist: Kwiksilver wrote a couple of articles about Cream Soda and Magma Puffles as he has experienced some things first hand.
- Astronaut: He was launched into space as part of the PASA space program.
He is one of the first penguins on the moon. See The Moon Mission.
- Delegate: Kwiksilver is the delegate for Weddell on the South Pole Council.
- Time Agent: He is in one of the branches. He is good friends with The Doctor, which was one of the reasons he's in here.
| Kwiksilver | |
| De Facto Bobmaster | |
|---|---|
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| Reign | Erm...dunno |
| Coronation | June 2009 |
| Full name | James Erasmus Kwiksilver |
| Titles | Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS |
| Born | August 20th, 1995. |
| Birthplace | United States of Antarctica |
| Predecessor | None |
| Successor | None as of now. |
| Consort | What are you suggesting? |
| Royal House | Whattimeisiteccles |
| Dynasty | "ROTFL" Dysnasty |
| Royal anthem | Same as theme. |
| Royal motto | No time like the present! |
| Father | Clicksilver |
| Mother | Congettina Muzino |
[edit] Family
- Father: Clicksilver
- Mother: Congettina Muzino
- Grandfather: Erasmus Kwiksilver
- Grandmother: Betty Clifford
[edit] Travels
In this order.
- Shiverpool, Antarctica- He wanted to visit the site of his supposed birth.
- Darktonian Realm- He wanted to investigate Darktan, but was chased off by Lava Puffles and some Doom Knights. He was happy it wasn't a Magma Puffle... becuase they killed his parents
- Club Penguin Island- He received his Banana Blaster from G, then took a spin in the Hydro Hopper Boat. A storm came and blew him out to sea.
- Rockhopper Island-Famished and weak, he drifted onto Rockhopper Island, where he found Sprocket and stocked up on food before setting out again.
- Gentoo Island- He went to Gentoo Island and volunteered for the PASA space project. Discovered Puffle Tribe of the North
- 90-150 Ice Shelf- A fierce storm destroyed the boat and he took refuge from the storm on the Ice Shelf with Sprocket.Kwiksilver and Sprocket trekked through here to get back to civilization.
- GourdZoid-Kwiksilver and Sprocket were found collapsed on the side of the mountain. They were brought here and fed. Kwiksilver was given a new boat which he sailed down the mountains with.
- South Pole City- Were fished out of the river when the boat crashed AGAIN.
- Ban Island- Using the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, he discovered the location of Ban Island. He went there with Sprocket and came back feeling sick with fever. Nobody knows why.
- Diamond Falls- Accidently discovered while playing Cart Surfer. Stayed for four months training as a ninja.
- The Moon Mission- Went to the moon with Explorer. Sprocket did not come.
- The Great Darktonian Pie War- Combined with Luce and The Kernel to form a Super Brilliance and helped defeat the Magma Puffle, giving the side of good a huge advantage.
[edit] Ghost Dimension
Kwiksilver, as an illegal time traveller not affliated with the Government, takes great benefits out of the Ghost Dimension. He can enter with his Vortex Manipulator, travel around with various tools, and exit through a portal to another time or place. Kwiksilver does this frequently, and is trying to develop a Map of the Ghost Dimension for even easier time travel.
For more, please see Kwiksilver in the Ghost Dimension.
[edit] Items
These are items Kwiksilver frequently uses or carries.
[edit] Gallery and Cinema
Kwiksilver with the TARDIS, drawn by Speeddasher. |
 The Banana Blasters OWNING the Magma Puffle at the Pie War. |
 Kwiksilver's Player Card. |
 Kwiksilver's weapon of choice, the Banana Blaster. |
 Kwiksilver's Bureau of Fiction ID card. |
 A close up of Kwiksilver, as drawn by Speeddasher. |
- Kwiksilver's favourite bit of gibberish by his favourite comedy group, The Boons:
[edit] Trivia
- Like Rockhopper, he loves Cream Soda.
- He once tried to eat Penghis Khan's fish, but was whacked with it instead.
- His weapon of choice is the Banana Blaster
- When exposed to very well drawn grass Kwiksilver goes into a Phreaker Mode not unlike Explorer's.
- He has a Journal
- He has a X Antibody, Kwiksilver X.
- Kwiksilver likes bananas. Bananas are good.
- He was born on August 20, making him a candidate for defeating Darktan.
- He can't catch.
- Kwiksilver never, EVER takes off his beanie, unless on a solemn occasion, such as Billy Mays' Funeral.
- Kwiksilver's favourite comedy group is The Boons.
- Kwiksilver's PSA partner until he left was named Sam Rudi.
- Kwiksilver has a protege, Willy the Penguin, and they are also traveling partners.
[edit] See also
- Link ( a close friend)
- Shiverpool
- Magma Puffle (he hates them)
- Sprocket (His puffle)
- The Prophecy (Kwiksilver, along with Kentucky and Luce, are written as canidates for defeating Darktan)
