|Kazooian "Linkons" Shekvert|
|Location||Margate Antarctica Islands|
Kazooian "Linkons" Shekvert (4 October 1983-), or also known as Kazooy is a crab and vice-chairman of Mershins-Kazooy Inc..
Born on 4 October 1983, Kazooy was named by his parents, Kate and Jestuqye, after Sir Kazooian "Doukingsberg" Smergh of Smerghshire. 20 years later, he was employed and became vice-chairman.
What Involvement? Look above!
- Kazoo has "accidentally" kissed Mabel during a trip to South Pole City.
- Kazoo has a dog named Johnny.