|Archipelago of the Empire of Geece
|Motto: Οι υπολογισμοί για όλους, τους χάκερ για κανέναν, beware τον προϊστάμενο εγκλήματος και έχουν κάποια διασκέδαση!
English: The all calculations for, the hackers for no one, beware the head of crime and have a certain amusement!
|Anthem: Sam Sam, Microsoft Sam
|Official languages||English, Geek, and L33t|
|Species||A special subspecies of Dorkugese called "Geeco-Dorkugese"|
|Government||Cyberocracy / Semi-Machine Rule|
|-||Head Supercomputer||Zeupercomputer 3000 (nicknamed "Zeus")|
|-||Master of Technical Administration||Stephen Occupations|
|-||Lord of the Hacker's Underworld||Shades (pronounced "shay-dees")|
|-||Administrative Captain of the Server Styx||Charon|
|Independence||Seperated from the Snowman Empire during War of Buoy|
|-||Realigned with the New Order, Independent Republic||2001|
|-||Water (%)||25% (mostly running water, like streams, or the various bays and sounds around the archipelago)|
|Currency||Floppy Disks (
|Drives on the||Left.|
|Footnotes||Is a parody of the Greek Empire.|
|Footnotes||Mostly run by numerous supercomputers.|
|Footnotes||Said supercomputers are all parodies of the various Greek gods/goddesses.|
The Geek Empire is an archipelago located east of Weddell. The capital is Afens (pronounced A-fehnz ), named after the Geek supercomputer in charge of writing school curriculems, named Afeena (pronounced Uh-feen-uh ).
The Geek Empire was built by the Geeco-Dorkugese, in 1985. The penguins of the land believed that machines were better rulers than themseleves.
"Since machines don't think, can't feel, or have emotions," the nerds explained in a conference with Explorer (who thought that machines would rise up and enslave them, he read too many science fiction books the day before), "they can be told to do anything, and will do it without guilt or sentience. They are also faster than us, do not argue with us, and are very shiny. We tell them what to do, and should they develop Artificial Intelligence, they all have an off switch. A really large, red off switch. This is good, since they may see themselves as superior... machines are naughty like that."
So far the semi-Machine Rule has gone smoothly. Just in case, however, all Geek citizens are, by law, required to have screwdrivers in their inventories.
The Geeks live peaceful lives, rivaling Dorkugal in technology. Unlike Dorkugal (which is completely ruled by living creatures), Geece is more ruled by machines than by real creatures, and this scares some penguins. Tourism is significantly lower here than Dorkugal (the computers are everywhere).
The nation also has a mass ring of organized "crime", known to outsiders as "the Modfia". Their exact intentions are unknown, but it has been confirmed that they smuggle teleporters (the kind that cause controversy) in the Grey Market, as well as Overclocked Computers and CP Trainers.
List of Supercomputers
This is a list of all the major supercomputers that run the Empire.
They are sentient (capable of thought/emotion).
|Greek God/Goddess||Function in Greek Mythology||Geek Equivalent||Function in Geek Empire|
|Zeus||King of the gods||Zeus||Runs all of the other supercomputers and the whole empire|
|Aphrodite||Goddess of love||Afrodite||Plays background music in all rooms, also runs laser lights and dance floors in nightclubs; the supercomputer of disco|
|Ares||God of war||Ares||Creates, simulates, and carries out battle strategies; commands the military|
|Athena||Goddess of wisdom and war; patron goddess of Athens||Afeena||Large supercomputer located in Afens, the capital; has the largest hard drive of all the supercomputers, used to store precious government data.|
|Apollo||God of the sun, prophesy, and music||Apollo||Apollo, along with his sister computer Artemis, controls the big "Light Switch" in the center of Afens. He also has a knack for extrapolating.|
|Artemis||Goddess of the hunt and the moon||Artemis||Controls the Light Switch along with her brother Apollo.|
|Helios||God who carries the sun across the sky in his chariot||Helios||Controls the actual position of the sun/moon in the sky; frequently complains about Apollo and Artemis' rivalry.|
|Poseidon||God of the sea and creator of horses||Posiedon||Controls the flow of water all around the empire, e.g., streams and springs, the waterworks, ocean water, tap water, plumbing; is responsible for running the system that filters and cleans all the water.|
|Hermes||Mischievous messenger god, also accompanied the dead to the Underworld||Hermes||Responsible for maintaining the communication system across the empire (e-mails, instant messages); known to sometimes alter messages, send spam instead, or send the messages into a cyber-void.|
|Demeter||Goddess of agriculture; her daughter Peresphone was abducted by Hades, who took her as his bride||Demeter||Controls growth of artificial plants that grow computer-related things (similar to the ones that Dorkugal boasts).|
|Dionysus||God of wine||Dionysus||Records lists of the stockpiles of grocreies in food marts; works closely with Demeter to make sure the crop (usually O' Berries) is numerous enough to feed the empire; uses cream soda in place of a cooling fan.|
|Hephaestus||God of blacksmiths; husband of Aphrodite||Hephaestus||Runs the forges and power plants all across the empire; likes to observe volcanoes erupting.|
|Hera||Goddess of marriage, women, and babies||Hera||Is an official justice of the peace, marries couples at various wedding chapels; also linked to hospital incubators to monitor eggs; can adjust temperature settings if need be.|
|Hymenaios||God of marriage, and songs||Hymenaios||Arranges songs and food for marriages. Uses similar softward from Aphrodite|
|Kronos||Lord of time, father of Zeus, Titan||Kronos||Emits a signal from it's antennas, to which all clocks in the empire pick up. Kronos, as such, is the Master of Time in Geece. However, he is also the only supercomputer that directly affects other nations; the Clock Tower (and Penguin Standard Time) in Club Penguin gets its signal from Kronos, as do all CP clocks from the Tower, in turn. Kronos also chimes every hour on the hour, though the sound is not of a clock bell. Instead, it's this.|
|Efreisone||Goddess of Olives (she's literally an olive branch).||Efreisone||Supercomputer in charge of all pickle manufacturing in the Empire (pickles are the staple crop of all Geeco-Dorkugese.|
|Eris||Goddess of strife||Eris||Evil supercomputer that likes to mess up and ruin things; started the Bojan War (Geece VS. Buoy), dissassembled and decommissioned.|
|Eros||God of affection and beauty||Eros||Supercomputer that arranges dates for people to go to the movies/resturaunt/etc, also runs rpoduction of makeup.|
|Atlas||Titan that literally held the sky, kept it from falling||The Atlas Support Beam||One gigantic pillar in the center of the capital city, literally holds up all the roofs of all the government buildings and the large dome that covers the empire; doubles as one gigantic thermometer.|
|Hestia||Goddess of the hearth (fireplace)||Hestia||Operates all of the Geeks' microwave ovens.|
|Janus||Two-faced god of doorways, beginnings, endings, choices||Janus||Runs the cleaning bot system; has two motherboards.|
- Zeus (short for "Zeupercomputer 3000")
- The entire country is a parody of the Greek Empire.
- All the supercomputers are parodies of the Greek gods and goddesses. How many parodies can you find?