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Archipelago of the Empire of Geece
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MottoΟι υπολογισμοί για όλους, τους χάκερ για κανέναν, beware τον προϊστάμενο εγκλήματος και έχουν κάποια διασκέδαση!

English: The all calculations for, the hackers for no one, beware the head of crime and have a certain amusement!


AnthemSam Sam, Microsoft Sam
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Capital
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Afens
Official languages English, Geek, and L33t
Species  A special subspecies of Dorkugese called "Geeco-Dorkugese"
Demonym Geek
Government Cyberocracy / Semi-Machine Rule
 -  Head Supercomputer Zeupercomputer 3000 (nicknamed "Zeus")
 -  Master of Technical Administration Stephen Occupations
 -  Lord of the Hacker's Underworld Shades (pronounced "shay-dees")
 -  Administrative Captain of the Server Styx Charon
Independence Seperated from the Snowman Empire during War of Buoy 
 -  Founded 1987 
 -  Realigned with the New Order, Independent Republic 2001 
 -  Water (%) 25% (mostly running water, like streams, or the various bays and sounds around the archipelago)
Population
 -  2009 estimate 12,000,000 
 -  2008 census 11,216,708 
Currency Floppy Disks ()
Follows DST
Drives on the Left.
Calling code 314
Footnotes Is a parody of the Greek Empire.
Footnotes Mostly run by numerous supercomputers.
Footnotes Said supercomputers are all parodies of the various Greek gods/goddesses.

The Geek Empire is an archipelago located east of Weddell. The capital is Afens (pronounced A-fehnz ), named after the Geek supercomputer in charge of writing school curriculems, named Afeena (pronounced Uh-feen-uh ).

Background

The Geek Empire was built by the Geeco-Dorkugese, in 1985. The penguins of the land believed that machines were better rulers than themseleves.


"Since machines don't think, can't feel, or have emotions," the nerds explained in a conference with Explorer (who thought that machines would rise up and enslave them, he read too many science fiction books the day before), "they can be told to do anything, and will do it without guilt or sentience. They are also faster than us, do not argue with us, and are very shiny. We tell them what to do, and should they develop Artificial Intelligence, they all have an off switch. A really large, red off switch. This is good, since they may see themselves as superior... machines are naughty like that."


So far the semi-Machine Rule has gone smoothly. Just in case, however, all Geek citizens are, by law, required to have screwdrivers in their inventories.


Involvement

The Geeks live peaceful lives, rivaling Dorkugal in technology. Unlike Dorkugal (which is completely ruled by living creatures), Geece is more ruled by machines than by real creatures, and this scares some penguins. Tourism is significantly lower here than Dorkugal (the computers are everywhere).


The Geek Empire is also the primary land of hackers; there even exists a Hacker's Underworld that is guarded by Charon.


The nation also has a mass ring of organized "crime", known to outsiders as "the Modfia". Their exact intentions are unknown, but it has been confirmed that they smuggle teleporters (the kind that cause controversy) in the Grey Market, as well as Overclocked Computers and CP Trainers.


Resources


List of Supercomputers

This is a list of all the major supercomputers that run the Empire.

They are sentient (capable of thought/emotion).

Greek God/Goddess Function in Greek Mythology Geek Equivalent Function in Geek Empire
Zeus King of the gods Zeus Runs all of the other supercomputers and the whole empire
Aphrodite Goddess of love Afrodite Plays background music in all rooms, also runs laser lights and dance floors in nightclubs; the supercomputer of disco
Ares God of war Ares Creates, simulates, and carries out battle strategies; commands the military
Athena Goddess of wisdom and war; patron goddess of Athens Afeena Large supercomputer located in Afens, the capital; has the largest hard drive of all the supercomputers, used to store precious government data.
Apollo God of the sun, prophesy, and music Apollo Apollo, along with his sister computer Artemis, controls the big "Light Switch" in the center of Afens. He also has a knack for extrapolating.
Artemis Goddess of the hunt and the moon Artemis Controls the Light Switch along with her brother Apollo.
Helios God who carries the sun across the sky in his chariot Helios Controls the actual position of the sun/moon in the sky; frequently complains about Apollo and Artemis' rivalry.
Poseidon God of the sea and creator of horses Posiedon Controls the flow of water all around the empire, e.g., streams and springs, the waterworks, ocean water, tap water, plumbing; is responsible for running the system that filters and cleans all the water.
Hermes Mischievous messenger god, also accompanied the dead to the Underworld Hermes Responsible for maintaining the communication system across the empire (e-mails, instant messages); known to sometimes alter messages, send spam instead, or send the messages into a cyber-void.
Demeter Goddess of agriculture; her daughter Peresphone was abducted by Hades, who took her as his bride Demeter Controls growth of artificial plants that grow computer-related things (similar to the ones that Dorkugal boasts).
Dionysus God of wine Dionysus Records lists of the stockpiles of grocreies in food marts; works closely with Demeter to make sure the crop (usually O' Berries) is numerous enough to feed the empire; uses cream soda in place of a cooling fan.
Hephaestus God of blacksmiths; husband of Aphrodite Hephaestus Runs the forges and power plants all across the empire; likes to observe volcanoes erupting.
Hera Goddess of marriage, women, and babies Hera Is an official justice of the peace, marries couples at various wedding chapels; also linked to hospital incubators to monitor eggs; can adjust temperature settings if need be.
Hymenaios God of marriage, and songs Hymenaios Arranges songs and food for marriages. Uses similar softward from Aphrodite
Kronos Lord of time, father of Zeus, Titan Kronos Emits a signal from it's antennas, to which all clocks in the empire pick up. Kronos, as such, is the Master of Time in Geece. However, he is also the only supercomputer that directly affects other nations; the Clock Tower (and Penguin Standard Time) in Club Penguin gets its signal from Kronos, as do all CP clocks from the Tower, in turn. Kronos also chimes every hour on the hour, though the sound is not of a clock bell. Instead, it's this.
Efreisone Goddess of Olives (she's literally an olive branch). Efreisone Supercomputer in charge of all pickle manufacturing in the Empire (pickles are the staple crop of all Geeco-Dorkugese.
Eris Goddess of strife Eris Evil supercomputer that likes to mess up and ruin things; started the Bojan War (Geece VS. Buoy), dissassembled and decommissioned.
Eros God of affection and beauty Eros Supercomputer that arranges dates for people to go to the movies/resturaunt/etc, also runs rpoduction of makeup.
Atlas Titan that literally held the sky, kept it from falling The Atlas Support Beam One gigantic pillar in the center of the capital city, literally holds up all the roofs of all the government buildings and the large dome that covers the empire; doubles as one gigantic thermometer.
Hestia Goddess of the hearth (fireplace) Hestia Operates all of the Geeks' microwave ovens.
Janus Two-faced god of doorways, beginnings, endings, choices Janus Runs the cleaning bot system; has two motherboards.


Trivia

  • The entire country is a parody of the Greek Empire.
    • All the supercomputers are parodies of the Greek gods and goddesses. How many parodies can you find?

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