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The Imperial Noocratic Republic of the Dorkugese Establishment2

Dorkugal

Dorkugese Flag Animated
MottoWhere do you want to go today?
AnthemIt's All About the Pentiums
Royal anthemUniversal Studios, (used for monarch enterance)
National Symobls
Floppy Disks
DorkugalGeography
The two islands of Dorkugal.




Capital
(and Ninety Story Wooden Skyscraper)
Googolplex
Official languages English, L33t
Recognised regional languages Rap (Jerks)



{{{languages_type}}} Binary Code,

HTML


russian




Species  Nerds,

Evil Fords,

Jerks,

Normal Penguins,

Geeco-Dorkugese

Jock Penguins


Demonym Dorkugese


Government Noocracy
 -  Crowned Executive Officer Stevie Falcon I
Colony All extreme nerds were exiled in fear of Y2K
 -  Exile from (primarily) Club Penguin / Colonized December 3rd, 1999 
 -  Water (%) 0% (all water comes from the ocean.)
Population
 -  2008 estimate 1,777,340 
 -  Density -
/km2 
888,670 (or 168.308712 if divided by 5,280, we need a professional)/sq mi
Currency Radian (Rad)
Does not observe Daylight Savings.
Drives on the Right
Calling code 168
Footnotes Nerdiness is the new cool. (Dorkugese proverb)


The island nation of Dorkugal is a technology hot spot; as well as the site of the first explorers since Pengiaville. Populated almost entirely by nerds, the landscape is very odd indeed. Yet despite all of these amazing technological advancements, their shipbuilding skills match that of the 1500s' era of Europe. In other words: wooden, wind powered galleons with a GPS on them.

Country Statistics

Census

Population: 1,777,340 estimate. (110110001111010111100 in binary)
Race: 82% Nerds, 9,1% Evil Fords, 8.3% Jerks, 0.4% Normal Penguins, 0.2% Geeco-Dorkugese

Government

Type: Noocracy (pronounced NOOOOO-crash-see) - Governed by CEO (Crowned Executive Officer)
Motto: Where do you want to go today?
Primary Spoken Language: English
Primary Written Languages: English, Binary Code, HTML, Leet

Data

Imports: None
Exports: Computers



Background

Dorkugese Penguin

A generic Dorkugese penguin. Note how they wear a combonation of both 1500s-style clothing as well as stereotypical nerd accesories.

Pi and Phi Island were first settled by nerds expelled from Club Penguin on December 3rd, 1999. Exiled in fear of Y2K, G wanted to brace the island for impact and thought the nerds and all of their technology might disrupt the servers that distribute the population, thus resulting in millions of penguins all raining down on one server, inflicting mass overpopulation (eventually causing the island to dissipate).

Discovery

The nerds were given several Hydro Hopper boats, enough supplies for four (4) years, and Spy Phones to keep in touch with the mainland. Intended to navigate to what is now Pengmaniaville, the took a wrong turn and crashed onto an uninhabited island. When asked later, the older nerds replied with "we were all talking about Doors 2007 and Mabel, so the navigators stopped driving to listen... and the next thing we knew, we collided with a foreign landmass of uninhabited status".

Populating Dorkugal

Realizing no one lived here, the geeks decided to build a land from scratch. Taking samples from the soil, the found it rich in silicon, boron, phosphorus, and copper, the primary items in computers. They also found some good wood, and used this to build their houses with the robots they built out of the Hydro Hopper boat's spare parts and some silicon. As the city began to be established, the nerds finally got the island online after months of work. From there, they took seeds and altered them to grow things they needed. Trees have been created that can grow floppy disks, for instance and there are bushes where monitors can grow.

G has asked the residents of this island hundreds of times how they made a plant grow a computer, and they always reply with "that's our secret".

Unfortunately, they lacked the resources to get steel, iron, or any building material except wood. After having ample living space, they established their land and named it "Dorkugal" in 2001, considering everyone on the island were nerds. They also took the four years supply of food and planted it it on spare land. Using wood, robots, and dirt, they made multi story greenhouses reinforced by solid copper and silicon sprayed with Ditto C solution. Using these, they now have an abundant food supply, and they get their drinking water by removing salt (desalinizing) from the ocean.

After a while, the nerds got bored with building satellite dishes, playing on the Internet, and assigning funny names to one another. Yet, the nerds couldn't decide on anything to do. Pondering their situation, they decided to call up Explorer 767 and ask him what to do. He responded by stating that when he was bored, he got off the computer and went outside to explore Nature. "They don't call me Explorer for nothing!" he said.

The Enlightenment

The Dorkugese were stunned. By 2007, when six years and 3.14 generations after they settled on this island, it was practically like a self-sufficient space station. Everything these rapidly multiplying population of geeks could ever need, food, shelter, water, exercising equipment... everything was indoors. Even the plant greenhouses were indoors now, they found a way to make the plants grow better and healthier with LED lights. Some of the baby nerds, born on the island as the pi-eth generation didn't even know what the "sun" looked like. Sure, they could tell you it was a star 93,000,000 miles away and that it burned on nuclear fusion like a Snell-Libro, but they never went outside. They never felt sunshine, or laid under trees. Everything was indoors. Ironically, every building was also made out of wood. They got around outdoors by making robots bring them cloned wood... weird.

Yet, the nerds of Dorkugal could no longer stand the sheer boredom, and so their CEO (the equivalent of a king), Billy Fence I, decided to call up Ross Island, an island of the USA, and speak to them about a cure for their boredom. They wanted to know how they could get outside. At first the Adelie penguins laughed at the dork's statement, claiming "if the lived on an island, they should know how to have some fun", and then told them to "put their brilliant minds to work". After three months of research, database hunting, photograph viewing, and interviews of the USA residents, it dawned on them: An island is surrounded by water on four sides! They could relieve boredom by building boats and driving them around! Yet, they lacked any materials except wood, silicon, and of course the cloned cotton and fabric that they brought with them in 1998.

This was another dilemma. They had the technology to navigate, but not the materials to build a ship. Thus, they looked up the Internet and found some blueprints and basics on Rockhopper's Migrator. The building of ships had begun.

The Age of Exploration

In 2007, the Dorkugese sent out an eager geek named Vasco de Gah! in a galleon with three robots, twelve penguins, and a GPS system (which only had coverage of Antarctica and Pengmaniaville), ready to venture out into the unknown. Unfortunately, the Antarctic Cirumpolar Current pushed them into the Magellan Strait and their boat, the Tangent, was wrecked on a sandbar. While in South America, de Gah! discovered a weird species called Homo sapiens living on the continent. The geeks at Dorkugal did extensive research, and discovered a site called Wikipedia that listed facts about the so-called humans. Using resources he found, de Gah! rebuilt Tangent and sailed back to Dorkugal on the Weddell Gyre.


Enemies of the State

Dorkugal has few rivals. The nation is famous for being mostly pacifist (minus the pie war).

HOWEVER, they are not immune from other nations becoming haters.

  • The Poshian Empire. By far the most aggressive and biggest enemy of the Dorkugese Establishment, this empire of Prepguins has been trying to conquer the nation's territories since they were founded. Dorkugals itself is safe from harm, since it's too big and too powerful to attack head-on, but its significantly weaker territories are prime raid targets. Two Dorkugese territories have fallen to their rich flippers already. Their ultimate goal is to "purge" the islands of nerds and install Prepguin doctrines to "civilize the lower class heathens".
  • The Geek Empire. The Geeks are not so much of haters as they are rivals. As a nation under Machine Rule, the Geeks recive much less tourism than Dorkugal.


Culture

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Cuisine

The Dorkguese primarily eat dairy-coated wheat and greasy foods like the McDoodles Big Pack. They eat sugary snacks like chocolate on special days.

Pastimes

Defragmenting their hard drives, building computers from scratch, calculating pi to the thousandth decimal, ect.


National Holidays

Computer Day: July 1st

Tax Day: April 15th

International Dorkugese Appreciation Day: May 25th

Pi Day: March 14th

Architecture

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ect.

Customs

Like many exotic lands, there are some things that are done everyday in other nations that should never be done in Dorkugal and its surrounding areas. Also, see How To Be A Nerd.


Nerd Customs

  • NEVER mock the robes that the Dorkugese wear, and especially do not refer to them as "medieval". That is possibly the highest Dorkugese insult there is.


  • It is considered impolite in Dorkugal to shove someone into a locker or other confinement.


  • Rapping or beatboxing that does not have a geeky and pro-nerd theme in Dorkugal is banned, except in "designated hip-hop zones", indicated by a special sign.


  • It is considered rude, if you are a guest in a Dorkugese home, to not use the host's computer.


  • When meeting, Dorkugese penguins do not shake flippers. They bow. To shake flippers when not sealing a deal is considered impolite.


  • Burping in public is considered stupid.



  • By law, if you do not remove your shoes when entering a Dorkugese home, the host has the right to step on your foot. Shoes are to be worn in the halls and public areas of the Skyscrapers only.


  • Leaving a computer with unclosed windows left on it is considered lazy.


  • Floppy Disks, though obsolete, are the national symbol of Dorkugal and are to be treated with respect. In fact, penguins from Dorkugal invented a floppy disk capable of store 8 gigabytes.

Jerk Customs

  • The proper greeting in Jerk custom is "Yo!", not "hello".


  • Shaking flippers in Jerk custom is considered a sign of weakness. The proper formal greeting is to high-five.


  • Instead of sealing a business deal by handshake, Jerks perform that fist thing, even though penguins can not make fists.


  • Traditionally, Jerk penguins accepting awards or other items of merit will "give props" to others who may have assisted them, or as a sign of respect/thanks.


  • Spraypainting grafitti is legal in any Jerk occupied area between 9:00 AM and 8:00 PM.


  • Jerk inspectors monitor all grafitti for obscenities, citing "we rappers, not rudesters".


  • Swearing, in Jerk culture, is a "pathetic and weak form of insult", looked down upon both in Jerk night clubs and in general. Most Jerks state that "to truly insult someone, you need to be creative", also citing that swearing is "unoriginal", "rude", and "downright wrong, dawg".

Jock Customs

  • Never say "Yo" or bow as a greeting. The proper greeting is either "Whats up?" or a simple "Hello" (though Jocks rarely say "hello"). If you don't greet them this way, there is a chance that they'll football tackle you.
  • Never shake flippers. A soft slap on the back is the proper way.
  • It is considered rude if you don't play a sport with them if your a guest at your house.
  • If you see a Jerk doing graffiti in any Jock owned area, you are to football tackle them.
  • If you don't want to play sport with them as guest then you are to go with the Jocks to football tackle Jerks or shove a nerd in a locker.
  • Graffiti is is illegal in any Jock occupied zones at any times.
  • You are never to go to a Jerk night club. The proper hang out is any local Football field.
  • You are never to attack a fellow Jock. Attacking a fellow Jock will result in a Football tackle 300 times.
  • You must go against all Jerk customs except their last rule which is swearing is a "pathetic and weak insult". And anyway, it violates the COC.

Lichenblossomese Nerd Customs

  • Do NOT wear any sort of normal Dorkugese clothing. Lichenblossomese Nerds, seeing as they are descended from the Geek Empire, Dorkugal's rival, think that normal nerd robes are completely boring and "so Olde Antarctica." The dress code in the Lichenblossom Isles is any comfortable article of clothing that suits you well. It is also recommended that the article of clothing has at least two pockets to store nerdy items. If you live in Redlink Abbey, you are to wear a silver robe.
  • As in Dorkugal, it is considered impolite and "downright mean" to shove ANYONE into a locker. Villains are the only exception.
  • Classical music is mostly banned from the Lichenblossomese Isles, except for areas where the Head of State has permitted creatures to play it. Any other kind of music -- especially rock or pop -- besides classical is allowed. Playing classical music anywhere where it is prohibited will result in a fine of 25 Silicon Tokens (250 coins).
  • The customary Lichenblossomese greeting is "Hey!", usually accompanied by a wave of the flipper. Any other kind of greeting will result in the addressee throwing a water balloon in your face.
  • Confusing Arctic Terns and Antarctic Terns is considered "N00b-ish". Mocking BallySpeak is considered rude.
  • If any villain, big or small, attacks you or your residence and you have any sort of non-lethal weapon, FIGHT! Hiding or running away without attempting to retaliate is considered cowardly and is looked down on. If you are in the position where you cannot physically fight with a non-lethal weapon, attack your opponent verbally. If you have been gagged, just glare.
  • Under no cicrumstances, are you to ever, EVER, be caught with a pickle. Possession, hoarding, consumption, usage, holding, or displayal of pickles of any time, anywhere, is a felony and will result in a fine of 50 and a half Silicon Tokens (505 coins).
  • Under no circumstances are you to help or aid chicks that have a CANS badge on their chest. Aiding such villains will result in a 12 Silicon Token fine (120 coins).

Prep Customs

  • You must greet a Prepguin by shaking flippers, while saying "Hello, old chap!". Attempting to greet them in any other way results in a wet willie.
  • It is considered impolite to not give any other Prepuin you meet a boat.
  • If you see a Dorkugese Penguin, give him a wet willy.
  • It is considered polite to throw away all normal cutterly from a dinner table, and replacing it with solid gold versions.
  • Get speech lessons twice every week.
  • The best way to celebrate, in Prep terms, is to sit down to a dinner of highly exspensive food and drink. This is usually followed by a game in which you have to give wet willies to as many Dorkugese Penguins as you can in two minutes. Current Record Holder is Samuel I. R. Rich, who managed to give wet willies to 238 weak-sighted penguins, mainly because there was a video game convention across his house.
  • If you see the "disgusting Greaseballs", give them a wet willy.

Greaser Customs

Involvement

Dorkugal has a heavy influence on the USA.

  • It is the opening scene of the true story Quest for the Golden Waffle.
  • It is rumored to be the location of the legendary Shrine of Constants, which is said to hold the first clue to the ingredients of the Golden Waffle.
  • It is also the site of the holiday classic A Thanksgiving Carol
  • It is considered to be the discoverer of "humans".
  • The Sapie Brothers frequently speak of it, though they mispronounce it as Portugal.
  • Dorkugal is also the home of the hugely popular Uber Bowl.

Places

The Statue of Education image

The famous landmark, the Statue of Education

The archipelago consists of two islands: Pi Island and Phi Island. The islands are shaped like pi and phi, respectively. Dorkugal is entirely located inside a sealed, ninety-story wooden skyscraper (dubbed the Googolplex by the CEO) that covers Pi Island. Every possible luxury is inside there, from movie theaters to excercise rooms, and even a golf course on Floor Seventy-Nine. Due to this, the Dorkugese have not left the Googolplex in seven years. The ships are currently undergoing production.

The other island, Phi Island, is mainly filled with uncivilized wasteland (including the Dorkugese Jungle) and Evil Lake, the home of the Jerks and Fords. Lord Harold von Injoface's private mansion is located on the shores of Evil Lake, near the jungle. He claims the site is a haven, as the Jerks and Fords have been bribed to leave him alone, and he can always find spare computer parts in the jungle for building prototype inventions. His personal air transport, the Voulge, is parked in a hangar on an artificial island in the middle of the lake. Stevie Falcon International Airport (formerly Googolplex International) is located along the southern shores of Turtle Sea, west of the Dorkugal Bridge. This is one of the few ways to get in and out of Dorkugal, the other being by galleon.

Exterior (outside the Googolplex)



Territories

Lichenblossom is a vast muble-jumble of islands, the largest named Lichenblossom, and is home to some immigrants from the Arctic, who, like Herbert, felt their original homes were "too cold". Lichenblossom is viewed as being insignificant by the government of Dorkugal, so relationships between the two archipelagos are weak. However, Lichenblossom is the solitary producer of Deletion Missile in the Antarctic and sell them by the ton to the rest of the continent. Like Sparka, the Lichenblossomese have held off the Poshians. Unlike Dorkugal, Lichenblossom is open (like CP or any other normal nation). Lichenblossom has a major airport, in addition to the Dorkugese galleons, making for excellent travel.
This small territory is known for its highly aggressive (but still nerdy) residents. It, along with Lichenblossom, have easily held off Dorkugal's arch-nemesis, the nation of Poshia. Unlike Dorkugal, Sparka is open (like CP or any other normal nation). Its only connection to the outside world is by sea or galleon.
This large island is a major commuter center for Dorkugese nerds. Most of the factories and manufacturing centers for non-electronic goods are there, as are some farms moved out of the Googolplex. Like Dorkugal, Industry Isles is enclosed, the entire island being covered by a wooden building. Its only connection to its motherland is by galleon.
This territory was conquered by the Poshians.
This territory is located north of the Geek Empire. It's a military based one, having some of the longest sticks. They get into fights with the Geeks. They're also known to raid the Poshian Empire from time to time. Macradonia has a small island.
This territory is smaller then Dorkugal. It supplies some things to the other territories. It's located east of Macradonia. This island is enclosed, like Dorkugal, and its only connection to the outside world is by galleon.
This territory was conquered by the Poshians.
This small island consists almost entirely of Strebers. This odd Dorkugese subculture resents modern technology. Most of Dorkugal's famous magic bushes are grown here.
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Currency

Radian

The front and reverse sides of a typical radian. The front side (on left) shows the denomination of the radian in radians (top) and degrees (bottom). The reverse side (on right) has the Seal of Dorkugal stamped on it. Little bits of amethyst and purple thread are embedded in the radian to prevent counterfeiting.

The currency of Dorkugal is in radians (the radian has no notation). This form of currency was recently approved by the Supreme Court of Dorkugal, and is described by the nerds as "totally 'rad'." One radian is equal to 18 Fishes, or 360 Pebbles.


Penghis Khan has once said, "The currency looks like pick."

Villains

  • "Jerks": cruel, bullying penguins who pick on the Dorkugese.
  • "Evil Fords": evil creatures who are trying to take over the intire Antartic Continent, starting by Dorkugal.
  • "Focci": Evil bat-like ellipses that attack passerby. Some are good, though.
  • "Jock Penguins": related to Jerks except that they would usually get into a gang fight with them, they're not rappers, they're against Jerk customs, and that they're very sporty.
  • "MicroX": He bullies everyone in sight. He mostly bullies Jerks though, so in a way the Dorkugese consider him a hero.

Resources

Dorkugal is a land abundnent in silicon, boron, phosphorus, copper, and wood, which work great in building both computers and ships.

Notable Residents of Dorkugal

Dorkugal has had many notable and/or influential residents and characters:

Trivia

  • Their anthem, It's All About the Pentiums, actually comes from their sole territory, Lichenblossom. The song was composed by Explorer the First during Squashin rule, written to mock the fact that the Squashins were technology noobs and that the nerds were actually smarter than them. Dorkugal took up the anthem when it annexed Lichenblossom.
    • When interviewed, Explorer (the present one, the Thirteenth) said that his ancestor took the lyrics from a weird music video he saw over the then-beginning Internet. Considering the Antics Family's history of "breaking the Fourth Wall", this probably explains why a nerd living in Olde Antarctica was able to sing about Bill Gate$...
  • It is a parody of Portugal.
  • Poritos are popular there.
  • Dorkugal was the one that recieved Pi Day for United States of Antarctica

Related Topics

  • Dorkugese - the race of penguins which inhabitant Dorkugal.
  • Poshia - the arch-nemisis and most dangerous enemy of Dorkugal, this nation of Prepguins are bent on conquering the nations territories, and someday, Dorkugal itself.
  • Geek Empire - The rival to Dorkugal in most everything industrious (technology, luxiries, leisure, ect.), except tourism. The GE is under Semi-Machine Rule, so tourism is less.
  • Sparka - another Dorkugese territory.
  • Tax Day - the biggest holiday in Dorkugal. The Dorkugese are the only ones who like to pay taxes.
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