The following BELONGED on Happyface's TALK PAGE, but the stupid SPAM FILTER won't let me!
Fluffy Shows Us the Definition of Epic Fail
Fluffy did the most idiotic thing. Do you want to see what he did? He came on the chout box and started acting like an idiot.
I can't believe we thought Fluffy was you.
In fact, I can't believe that Fluffy is not that worm over there. (points to earthworm)
After this, I'll never make that mistake again.
[5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Now I must ruin the wiki!!!! [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> FLUFFY! HOW DARE YOU FRAME HF FOR ALL OF THIS SHAVING CREAM! [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Shaving cream?!? [5 Apr] ... seriously? [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Fluffy, are you AWARE that you DESTROYED A MAN'S LIFE?! [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Dude, c'mon [5 Apr] ... Gareths? [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> No, you listen to me. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Gareth is supposed to be my pawn! I tried finding his file's password but I couldn't [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Fluffy, you sinister evil, you have the right to surrender the password to HF. Anything you type WIL [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> So I became his friend [5 Apr] ... And got his passworDd. [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> You are a vile man. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Hello? [5 Apr] ... He says he has many power on the wikia [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Oh, I'm listening, you wretched swine who destroyed HF. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> So I found it out and made his file die!!! [5 Apr] ... Oh, I'm thinking of becoming s Satanist [5 Apr] ... Which wiki is next? [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> So I found it out and made his file die!!! [5 Apr] ... Oh, I'm thinking of becoming s Satanist [5 Apr] ... Which wiki is next? [5 Apr] ... The Calvin and Hobbes wiki? [5 Apr] ... or the CPW [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Uncyclopedia. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> MWHAHAHAHAAAAA [5 Apr] ... Gareth has no power there [5 Apr] ... But I'm trying to get his file to become sysop on wikipedia [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Go eradicate that thing. You would just LOVE hat place! [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> [5 Apr] ... I do! [5 Apr] ... [5 Apr] ... Your turn [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> You are swine. You hear that? [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Yes I do [5 Apr] ... HF is weak [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> A wretched scum I have not seen since Shadowy Left Hand. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> HF is fat! he has no life! he acts like an 11 year old [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> HEATHEN! [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> That's why I told wikia he's 11 [5 Apr] ... [5 Apr] ... I should of said 2 months old...more fitting [5 Apr] ... Why does he hang out with you losers anyway? [5 Apr] ... Your turn [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> You did the evil laugh thing, and you call HF IMMATURE?! [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> [5 Apr] ... [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> What, nothing to say, swine? [5 Apr] ... ' [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> I hope Mabel spits on you. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> I'm the yin [5 Apr] ... You are the yang [5 Apr] ... I complete you [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> What do you have against HappyFace?! [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Hello Mr. Yang [5 Apr] ... Everything [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Clarify, heathen. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> He's better than me in everything [5 Apr] <POGOPUNK32> Oh no, the fail brigade returns. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Keep the insults coming, they make me STRONGER [5 Apr] ... Hehehehe [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> What are you supposed to be, imbecile? [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> He's better than me in everything [5 Apr] <POGOPUNK32> Oh no, the fail brigade returns. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> So I want to show I'm better at being a webmaster [5 Apr] ... Are you talking toyourself Pogopunk? [5 Apr] ... [5 Apr] ... Your turn [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> That's obvious, swine (in reference to Fluffy). [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> [5 Apr] ... This is epic [5 Apr] ... This feels like when Spock betrays Kirk [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> You woldn't know epic if "Mama Luigi" stood at your door. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> And guess what? Your Kirk [5 Apr] ... Captain Kirk! [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> You compare this to Star Trek, and you call HF immature? [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> This crazy monarch who makes out with mushrooms took over the ship! [5 Apr] ... [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> PogoPunk is right. You ARE a fail brigade. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> This went on longer than I expected [5 Apr] ... That hurt. [5 Apr] ... That really hurt [5 Apr] ... [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> PogoPunk is right. You ARE a fail brigade. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> That hurt. [5 Apr] ... That really hurt [5 Apr] <POGOPUNK32> No Fluffy, I was talking to you. How dumb can you get. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> This is my wiki now!!!! [5 Apr] ... MWHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA [5 Apr] ... HAHAHA...haha [[Image:Example.jpg]] [5 Apr] ... EAT MY INSULTS! [5 Apr] ... YOUR MOTHER IS A [5 Apr] ... SHORTY WHO COMMITED SUICIDE [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Agreed. Seriously, an EVIL LAUGH? How immature! [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Agreed. Seriously, an EVIL LAUGH? How immature! [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Because her son loves her! [5 Apr] <POGOPUNK32> Your mother insults are the most fail ever. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Your dad's immature [5 Apr] <POGOPUNK32> I'm going to report you to the central wikia now, hopefully they'll have fun dealing with you. [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Its true [5 Apr] ... Block me [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> A jo momma joke? [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> Its true [5 Apr] ... Block me [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> A jo momma joke? [5 Apr] <Fluffy 21> just do it, I surrender [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Seriously, a jo momma joke?! [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Seriously, a jo momma joke?! [5 Apr] ... You know I SAVED THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION! [5 Apr] ... MWA HA HA HA HA HA! -- that's how you do an evil laugh. [5 Apr] <POGOPUNK32> I assume he got intimidated by me reporting him to wikia. [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> PogoPunk, Momma Luigi could intimidate that swine. [5 Apr] <POGOPUNK32> Darktan has a true evil laugh =P [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> Are you really going to report him? Please do so. That was so stupid... I can't believe we thought t [5 Apr] <POGOPUNK32> Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. [5 Apr] ... I already did, lulz [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> -...we thought that that loser was HappyFace. HF is smart. [5 Apr] <TurtleShroom> -...we thought that that loser was HappyFace. HF is smart. [5 Apr] ... Excellent. [5 Apr] ... Now, I saved this whole thing. It'll take Conficker to destroy this file. [5 Apr] ... (knock on wood)
How's that for a loser?
Don't worry, I think we've got this figured out, friend.
Fluffy won't atatck you again. Might I suggest reporting him to the authorities for malicious hacking? He is in direct violation of COPPA (he stole a minor's account), the Wikia TOS (he abused multiple accounts), and the Internet Security Acts (he hacked an account maliciously).
--† कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!! † 00:43, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Unless its my BO, I smell article coming. 
(Talk to me!) 00:50, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Ros na Run to you, Fluffy! I thought I blocked you for harassing me and others on the shout box??? --Triskelle3 01:11, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
This doesnt have to do with Fluffy, but I was deppely offended by Happyface's comments on his talk page.
I find it very offensive that I was brought into an argument that I was not fighting in. I may not agree with the COC fully, but I do abide by it. Your comment about AG is extremely biased. Just becuase he is my friend doesnt mean I will promote him, unless he contributes more to the wiki.
--Triskelle3 01:28, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
If you have any messages for Happyface, post them on here!
A Word to the Wise
Happyface, I hope you've learned your lesson; never give passwords to anyone.
Situations like these, I strongly urge you all never to give your passwords to anyone - not to your mother, your father, your brother, your sister, your friend, Oprah, Jerry Springer, King Harkinian, no one. Reason being, if you happen to get a person angry and they know your password, they'll want revenge and start tampering with your accounts. The only person who should know your password, is you yourself.
As for Fluffy, I hope Wikia reads my report and removes his Bureaucracy. Why Wikia doesn't let staff on a wiki demote Bureaucrats, I have no idea. As long as he says a Bureaucrat, he can unblock himself. However, he's agreed to "surrender" so I think we should be taking that into mind, but until then I think it would be best if all the Rollbacks, Sysops, and Bureaucrats here watched his talk and user pages (you can set this by clicking the binoculars at the top of his user/talk pages, and click "Watch". An email will be sent to you if any activity comes about)
Now that Fluffy's tyranny is over, I congratulate Triskelle3 on his new position as Co-Webmaster, so when will the coronation begin? (Talk to me!) 05:57, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Fluffy Evil!
You know I edit on the Uncyclopedia... and I hate Satan. When I go crazy, maybe me kike him. ACtually, NO! However, the $%%^ of Fluffy is at large. ----Alex001 User talk:Alex001 10:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Gosh, Fluffy is a idoit!! I should know! I wittnessed his coup! [=)--Lovebirds211--Click for latest hate mail! 22:11, 18 April 2009 (UTC)