Ditto (chemical)

From Club Penguin Fan Universe

Ditto is a strange chemical mixture used in warfare and in everyday situations. No one really knows where it came from or who invented it, but it's darn useful (and quite deadly in certain cases, too).

There are three kinds of ditto: Ditto A, Ditto B, and Ditto C.

[edit] History

Ditto's history is mostly unknown beyond the year 1979. The two Snell-Libros are doing extensive research on the substance, though they doubt they'll ever uncover the origins of this mysterious mixture.

The earliest records of Ditto date back to 1979, when STINC forces acquired large amounts of Ditto A and B from local Leopard Seal criminals. This event may have directly influenced the rise of STINC-zachal in 1980. It is known that Ditto C was developed during the Revolutionary War by rebel forces in an attempt to create a new chemical weapon, though it mostly failed. The resulting Ditto type was fed to the generals so as to increase their intelligence on the battlefield.

The only research plant for Ditto was in the village of Pingko. It blew up. Studies on Ditto are currently being performed in South Pole City.

[edit] Effects

In order of most severe to least severe, as follows:

• Ditto A causes complete paralyzation and, in rare cases, submissiveness (i.e. "Yes, Master") to anyone, even your worst enemy. Happyface141 and King Triskelle are immune to this sort of Ditto.
  
• Ditto B causes hyperactivity, amnesia, insanity, and overall weirdness. Explorer 767 and Barkjon are immune to this form of ditto.
  
• Ditto C causes knowledge overflow and geekiness. Think of it as maximum overload. Fred 676 and the Dorkugese are immune to this form of ditto.

[edit] Properties

Ditto A always appears as a yellow-green fluid (liquid or gas). Ditto A is virtually impossible to freeze due to its highly crystallization-resistant chemical structure, and has a boiling point of -40 °C (-40 degrees °F). It is also highly flammable (see Pingko Disaster), with a flash point of 81 °F.

Ditto B is always found as a sticky, clay-like solid, a soft, brown powder, a thick brown liquid, or a light-brown gas that smells like coffee. It has a melting point of 37 °C (96.8 °F). It is very hard to vaporize, but serves as an asphyxiant in its gas phase. Ditto B is extremely shock-sensitive in its solid phase and will detonate upon aggravation or ignition. It is also highly reactive with water and water vapor in powder form and must be stored under oil.

Ditto C is commonly found as a grey, sugar-like powder that has a melting point of 1538 °C (2800 °F) and a boiling point of 2862 °C (5182 °F). When it is dissolved in water, it beomes a very sticky paste that can stick metal to metal. This paste was implemented in the design of Dorkugal's Wooden Skyscraper. Ditto C can also be liquidized and is very corrosive in its liquid state.

[edit] Images

Ditto A in a test tube.	Ditto B in a flask.	Ditto C in a sample tube.	An explosion from the Pingko Disaster, caused by the rapid combustion of Ditto A.
A scene of the Ditto Explosion

Fire Diamond Gallery

Rated via the NFPA 704 code.

The fire diamond for Ditto A (liquid and gas phases).	The fire diamond for Ditto B (solid phase).	The fire diamond for Ditto B's powder form.	The fire diamond for Ditto B (liquid phase).
The fire diamond for Ditto C's powder form (normal form).	The fire diamond for an aqueous solution of Ditto C (Ditto C Adhesive).	The fire diamond for Ditto C (liquid phase).

[edit] Pathway of infection

The crushed Ditto Root in Ditto appears to contain a special enzyme called "ditto enfactorase", which in solution acts as a mild neurotoxin that paralyzes motor nerves and causes unconsciousness. However, the addition of tapioca pudding in Ditto B and C traps most of the ditto enfactorase, allowing the other ingredients to have more effect than the ditto enfactorase itself. The sugars in Ditto B cause insanity, and the cerebral and banana extracts in Ditto C cause nerdiness.

[edit] Cure

There are three cures, one for each kind of Ditto.

The cure for Ditto A is pretty simple. The patient should be fed with lots of tapioca pudding to neutralize the ditto enfactorase, as well as a special anti-explosive drug to keep the patient from going kablooka.

The cure for Ditto B is, ironically, a modified version of Ditto A. Pure Ditto A cancels out Ditto B's effects, but the modified version is produced without adding any explosives to keep the cure safe.

The cure for Ditto C is the most complicated. The patient must first eat nothing but cookie dough for one whole day. Then the patient is monitored closely for the entirety of the next day. If the patient even attempts to do anything nerdy, he/she will be blasted with high pressure water jets until he/she stops. The next day, the patient must watch a music video of Redlink Abbey's elevator music (a link is here) no less than 12 times. Finally, the patient must repeat the statement "I am not a nerd" over and over again for 5 minutes nonstop.

Doctors have marked similarities between Ditto C's cure and the brainwashing methods from the Anti-Imagination Fish-Slapping Reformitory School. In fact, the inventor of the cure claimed that he was inspired by the Reformitory School's efficient processes and used them for a good cause.

[edit] Uses

All Ditto is used in different ways, but Penghis Khan likes to bribe people with it. It is also a cure for X-Virus.

[edit] Ditto A

Ditto A has many different uses. Here is a list:

• Ditto A is used extremely often as an explosive, due to its high flammability.

• Used in minute amounts in the Snow Ball Gun. Specifically, it is added to the water that is frozen as the gun's ammo, allowing the modified snowball to stun an opponent for 30 seconds (see Snow Ball Gun article).
  

• When combined with an antiseptic (e.g. iodine), Ditto A is used to preserve valuable objects, like the CyberGemz and Explorer's Crown. It acts a lot like formaldehyde.

• Used like dry ice, to make green mist in movie special effects. HollySnow orders a lot of Ditto A due to this.

[edit] Ditto B

Ditto B is used as a shock-sensitive primary charge, mostly in Deletion Missiles and hand grenades.

It could also eventually be used as a pharmaceutic drug. It is being tested as an ingredient in energy drinks and pills due to its properties.

[edit] Ditto C

An aqueous solution of Ditto C works as a superior adhesive that can stick anything to anything for at least one century. This adhesive was used in the construction of Dorkugal's wooden skyscraper, the Googolplex, and is currently being mass-produced by the Dorkugese, since they are the only penguins besides Fred who are immune to the substance. Other than that, Ditto C has no other uses.

Ditto C is also being tested as a knowledge booster, though all the test subjects came out saying "" repeatedly.

[edit] Recipe

Making Ditto is quite simple, but few know how.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING INFO IS CLASSIFIED!!! DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME!!!

[edit] Ingredients

• Crushed Ditto Root
• Water

After this, the ingredients vary depending on the Ditto type.

[edit] Ditto A

• A mixture of six parts nitro, three parts gasoline, and one part nitrogen triiodide

[edit] Ditto B

• 500 g Sucrose
• 250 g Caffeine
• 250 mL Red Bull (It gives you wings!)
• Tapioca Pudding

[edit] Ditto C

• Powdered Cerebral Extract
• Potassium-enriched Banana Extract
• Tapioca Pudding

[edit] Process

[edit] Ditto A

1. Crush some fresh Ditto Root and take a half-gram sample.
2. Gently heat a pot of water.
3. Inject the nitromethane and gasoline into the mixture under high pressure.
4. Add the crushed Ditto Root. The mixture should now have a distinct greenish color due to chemical reactions going on in the mixture.
5. Remove the pot from the heat and let it cool for 10 minutes. Then gently pour it into the nitrogen triiodide's container. If done correctly, part of the Ditto A should detonate and a cloud of green vapor should rise up. Quicky, shut the container before the vapor escapes, or the Ditto A will not have its full explosive potency.

[edit] Ditto B

1. Crush some fresh Ditto Root and take a half-gram sample.
2. Boil a pot of water. Add the tapioca pudding.
3. Dunk all the sugar in the pot first.
4. Stir slowly while gradually adding the caffeine and Red Bull.
5. Let the mixture rest for 2-4 minutes.
6. Take off heat, cool, and stir until mixture gains a syrupy quality.

[edit] Ditto C

1. Crush some fresh Ditto Root and take a half-gram sample.
2. Put in food processor and gradually add the cerebral extract.
3. Put mixture in blender. Dissolve the banana extract in water and add to the mixture until it gains a syrupy appearance.
4. Boil until the water evaporates and the substance looks like molasses. Add the tapioca pudding.
5. Let dry for about 2-4 hours.