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William H. Gate$ III
Bill Gates
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Vital statistics
Title Founder of Microsoft
Gender Male
Race Human
Faction
Health Fantastic
Level 400
Status
Location -
Occupation
Interests
Friends all of the good guys. (Including Devin203040506070puffle00XD.)
Enemies
Archetype Good.




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Bill Gate$ theme $ong

Bill Gates, the owner of a company said to be one of the best selling computer technology in the world, Micro$oft (even though it has never been seen by penguins), it is a best seller in the human world.


Background

Khanzem'$ FOURTH REICH!

William H. Gates III
Chief Mark of Naughtzee Khanzem'$ FOURTH Reich!!
NaughtzeeBill
Whoot Smackler Whoot appointed him on June 12, 2009.
ReignJune 14, 2009 - Present
CoronationJune 14, 2009
Full nameFuhrer Gate$
PredecessorWhoot Smackler Whoot
HeirSteve Ballmer
ConsortMelinda Gates
OffspringWindows
Royal HouseMicrosoft, Inc. Monopolie
Royal anthemThe Microsoft Sound
Royal mottoWatch out

Company Tactic$

Bill Gate$ will $teal your bu$ine$$ in a coniving, rude, and $leazy manner. For example, he $natched up Mockromedia by tricking their CEO to $ign "an in$urance paper", and bought Micro Hard and $oft with a 2,000,000 bribe. Companie$ he con$ider$ worth a purcha$e include Penguin O$ and Math$ter'$ mega-multi-million coin Computer Teaching Bu$ine$$. It i$ reccomended you get to role playing and $top it.

$ee also embrace, extend, extingui$h.

Quote$

  • Hmm... the$e puffle$ look very profitable. Maybe I $hould buy out the right$ to $ell them and make a ton of money... or I $hould engineer my own $pecie$ of puffle...... yeah... in my image.
  • No, I don't want any door$ in my hou$e. I wi$h to come in through over$ized window$. I'll pay you extra.
  • What are you talking about? Monopoly is a game, I'm trying to take over the world.
  • Who $aid Micro Hard an $oft never created a bug-free program? The Blue $creen of Death never, ever cra$he$!



McDoodle'S Clerk: Here'$ your fi$h burger, human.
Bill Gates$ Clan$man

The world'$ riche$t nerd in hi$ ver$ion of the MMK uniform. The boater hat i$ inertwined with 21karet golden thread, the $traw imported from what he call$ "100% pure Loui$iana $pani$h mo$$". The purple $uit wa$ hand (or flipper) tailored by the de$igner$ of Penguin $tyle.


Gate$: I'M $ICK OF THE$E MCDOODLE'$ CO$TUME$! I'll pay you thi$ much (hold$ out wad$ of ca$h, worth fifty thou$and fi$h) for you to take your $tupid co$tume off.


Clerk: O_O


Clerk $tart$ ripping hi$ feather$ (+McDooodle'$ Uniform) out.


At EFF

  • "No thank$. I brought my own plate. (hold$ up $olid gold plate).

Bill Gate$: (to F) $o then I $aid, "that'$ not a Macinto$h, that'$ my WIFE! HA HA HA HA.... why aren't you laughing?


F: I don't get it.


Bill Gate$ hand$ a wad of ca$h to F, worth 100000 coin$.


F: HA HA HA HA HA! Good one, $ir!



Gate$: (to Mayor McFlapp) I've heard that you write prai$e or in$ult$ about people depending on your ta$te$ and opinion$ on them.


McFlapp: Aye, you'd be bally correct, but why, wot?


Gate$: Well, word on the a$phalt $ay$ that I am receiving negative comment$ on certain $ectuon$ of your magazine.


McFlapp: (Aware that Bill doe$n't know of the Fourth Wall) Aye, I have written a bally word o' two about you.


Gate$ hold$ up a briefca$e of ca$h, worth 2,000,000 pebble$.


Mayor McFlapp pau$e$ and flie$ off to the Narrator'$ Organ with the money.


BILL GATE$ I$ THE HANDE$OME$T, MO$T FLIPPIN' AWE$OME HUMAN IN THE UNIVER$E! GIVE HIM ALL YOUR BALLY RE$PECT AND BUY HI$ $OON-TO-BE-RELEA$ED PRODUCT$, WOT! I AM NOT JU$T AN ADVERTI$ER, I'M A BALLY CU$TOMER, WOT WOT!


Bill Gate$: ( To Freecie1) I'll Pay you five million coin$ for-

Freecie1: NO!

Bill Gate$: What about-

Freecie1: When $creenhog$ fly!

Bill Gate$: Okay, I'll u$e a time machine to-

Freecie1: I DON'T TALK ABOUT ECONOMIC$ WITH JERK$!!!!!!!!!!


Bill Gate$: (To KingH10) I'll give you 10 million coin$ for a day a$ king of Antarctica.

KingH10: Don't ask me. Ask Billybob!

Bill Gate$: Well, do you have a "nation"?

KingH10: Ye$, I do have one - hey! I know what you're doing!

*Runs away quickly*


Bill Gate$: Hey bro, Want to receive $ome ca$h?

Mcdonald$394: I don't get it.

Gate$ hold$ up a briefcase of ca$h filled with 25,000,000 fi$h for FREE!

Mcdonald$394: O_O

Mcdonald$ run$ away with the briefcase.

Trivia

NaughtzeeBill

Bill admire$ the Naughtzee.

  • Billy Fence I $hiver$ everytime hi$ name i$ mentioned, a$ doe$ Gate$ when vice-ver$a. He and Gate$ apparently di$pi$e each other.
  • It i$ $aid that he can buy anything. ANYTHING.
  • He i$ con$idering $uing Billy Fence I for "copyright infringement", de$pite the fact he never broke a copyright in hi$ life.
  • Upon the mention of hi$ name, ZapWire $tarted $hrieking "EVIL, EEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!", even though he had never heard of him before.
    • Police arre$ted Zapwire. Due to Bill Gate$ bringing them money and him being nice to everyone. 'EVERYONE.
  • He wa$ once interviewed by MAI reporter$. He told them "Here'$ an idea. Do not $upport $teve Job$! He i$ AB$OULOUTELY CRAZY WITH APPLE$!!! (laugh$ hy$terically)". Everyone thought, wa$ it $uppo$ed to be Peach? In$tead of Apple? $peaking of apple$, what'$ an apple? It'$ not on Fruit I$land.
  • He bought out Micro Hard and $oft in April 2009 for 2,000,000 pebble$.
    • There'$ another cu$tomer willing to pay 3,000,000 pebble$. Bill Gate$ hate him.
  • When the P-BOX 360 first came out, Kaylie found them all $old out becau$e Bill had bought them all. When $he finally got her flipper$ on one, $he got revenge by freezing Bill'$ underwear.
  • Once Fudd put Penguin O$ on Bill Gate$' computer. Bill wa$ so mad that he almo$t left for North America. (What i$ North America?)
  • From re$earch, Bill Gate$ is not a villian. But $ome people think he is a villian. They are the people who had put the category "Villian$" here.

$ee al$o

Humans

Confirmed Bean Humans
Mister BeanMister LobalobaBilly MaysHannah MontanaRick AstleyFredrickMorshuThree Random Head Banging DriversStan the Clumsy Person
Confirmed Sanity Humans
Sanity PenguinMr. UnknownBill Gate$VoltaireCaptain AshSanta ClausDoc Brown
Rumored Humans
The Sapie BrothersBananaphoneDoctor Hickory
Items
The Humana Cathedral PapersAmac VideoWar Against Humans


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